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Tim Tebow facts: why so serious?

A short and objective introduction: this is the post that gathers some of the facts on why should Tim Tebow be the starting Quarterback of the Denver Broncos.

 

  • Tim Tebow has counted to infinity. Twice.
  • The tears of Tim Tebow can cure cancer. But he is so die hard that he never cried. Never.
  • In fine print on the last page of the Guiness Book of Records is written that all world records belong to Tim Tebow, and those listed on the book refer to those who came closest. 
  • Time waits for no one. Except for Tim Tebow.
  • Tim Tebow watched the tape of The Ring and the phone rang:
    - Seven days.
    - It's Tim Tebow talking.
    - Sorry, bye.
  • Tim Tebow asked for a Big Mac at KFC. And was attended.
  • Tim Tebow can divide per zero.
  • A few people use the Superman uni. Superman uses Tim Tebow's.
  • The big Chinese Wall was originally built to keep Tim Tebow away. It failed.
  • Tim Tebow was the top-scorer of the Brazilian Soccer Championship twice. He never came to Brazil.
  • One time, Tim Tebow ate three beefs of 2Kg each in 1 hour. He spent the early 45min making sex with the waitress.
  • When paying his taxes, Tim Tebow just sent empty forms and one ready-to-throw pic of him. Tim Tebow never had problems with inspection.
  • The opening scene of Saving Private Ryan was based on the Dodgeball Game that Tim Tebow played at High School.
  • Tim Tebow is not strong as a horse. The horses are strong as Tim Tebow.
  • Tim Tebow is the reason why Waldo hiddes.
  • At the beggining there was nothing. Then Tim Tebow kicked universe's ass and said "Go get a job".
  • Tim Tebow never misses a strike while playing bowling. He hits 1 pin and the other 9 fall of afraid.
  • When Bruce Banner is angry, he becomes The Hulk. When The Hulk is angry, he becomes Tim Tebow.

This is a Fan-Created Comment on MileHighReport.com. The opinion here is not necessarily shared by the editorial staff of MHR

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