10. Clady, Beadles, Walton, Kuper, and Franklin are a group of dominating foot-soldiers.
9. The Jets D is not versed in the winning art of "Tebowing".
8. New Yorkers are incapable of breathing clean mountain air.
7. Schottenheimers don't know how to win in Denver.
6. LT stubbed his toe during a "photo shoot".
5. Santonio Holmes is going to get arrested on East Colfax.
4. Revis Island is going to get devastated by a tsunami named Decker.
3. There's no extradition on Isle de Champ.