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TOP 10: REASONS WHY THE BRONCOS WILL BEAT THE JETS



In the spirit of whooping the Jets, here are the top 10 reasons why our Broncos will prevail on Thursday night.

10.  Clady, Beadles, Walton, Kuper, and Franklin are a group of dominating foot-soldiers.

 

9.  The Jets D is not versed in the winning art of "Tebowing".

 

8.  New Yorkers are incapable of breathing clean mountain air. 

 

7.  Schottenheimers don't know how to win in Denver.

 

6.  LT stubbed his toe during a "photo shoot".

 

5.  Santonio Holmes is going to get arrested on East Colfax.

 

4.  Revis Island is going to get devastated by a tsunami named Decker.

 

3.  There's no extradition on Isle de Champ.

 

2.  Rex Ryan's bloated feet have already been shoved into his mouth by Tom Brady and the Patriots.

 

1.  Von Miller is gonna make Mark Sanchez go down faster than a New Yorker in a cab.

 

 

GO BRONCOS!!!

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