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A Blast from the Past: Broncos Limericks



What happened to the old tradition on MHR of having a nice round of limericks from everyone just about every week? I don't know who's thing that was (and I sincerely apologize for stealing the idea, let it be known this has been done before) to do but I do sorely miss it. It was seriously one of the bright spots in my reading of this site.

So I'll bring it back. Write an overview of the season, how we stomped on the chargers, upcoming game in minnesota, or about that one guy who plays quarterback for us... his name eludes me at this moment.

Straight from Wikipedia: A limerick is a nonsense poem with an AABBA rhyme scheme, with lines 1, 2, and 5 usually having around 9 syllables and the lines 3 and 4 having around 4 or 5. Have fun and be creative.

 

Here are my lame attempts:

 

The first five games certainly were a crime

But now the season is on an uphill climb

The Broncos are back

And on the attack

The fans be heard cheering "Tebow Time!"

 

 

 

The dude simply just has a real knack

Speed and strength, the man does not lack

He wears fifty-eight

Attacks like a freight

Von Miller always with a huge sack

 

 

One game back in the AFC west

Raiders fans certainly at an unrest

It's ours to win

And, cmon, with Tim?

The Broncos are at their very best

 

 

 

 

Random Side Note: I picked up the Broncos defense to start in fantasy this week. It really was a good feeling.  I can't remember the last time I even considered looking at the defense to start in Fantasy.

This is a Fan-Created Comment on MileHighReport.com. The opinion here is not necessarily shared by the editorial staff of MHR

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