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Walter Football Celeb Mock: Tebow picks for Jags

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Jacksonville Jaguars: Ahmad Black, SS, Florida (By Tim Tebow, our lord and savior) There were a lot of rumors last year about the Jaguars taking me. They didn't, but that's OK. God has blessed me with an opportunity to play with the Broncos, and God has blessed the Jaguars with more fans at the games last year. I only wish the best for the Jaguars, and that's why I'm giving them Ahmad Black. He's a really nice guy. He's an awesome person and has a big heart. Anyway, I think it's good that I didn't play in Jacksonville. From what I hear, there are a lot of girls who wear skimpy clothing in the Jacksonville area. Some guys might like that, but I don't. Why would I want to see girly parts? Girls have cooties. A lot of girls want to take pictures with me, and while it's uncomfortable, I don't want to reject them because God has blessed both of us with the opportunity to be in a picture together, and God has blessed the camera to be able to take pictures.

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