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My Mocking the Mockers Mock


#2 Patrick Peterson, CB, LSU  -- You just have to take the best player available. You just have too, right? He won't help a run defense ranked 30th last year, but he will help the 25th ranked pass defense. Oh, but he will help in the punt return game. That's right, you want your number 1 pick returning kicks if you want to be successful.

#36 Colin Kaepernick, QB, Nevada -- We all know that both Orton and Tebow have their deficiencies, so we need to draft the QB of the future!!!! We need to draft another athletic,  "spread" offense QB to become the face of the franchise. It doesn't matter that he will 1 year + behind the already popular Tebow and that his ceiling is about the same as Friar Tim. We have to draft him! The anti-Tebows have spoken!

#46 Kyle Rudolph, TE, Notre Dame -- As simply everyone knows, you have to have a pass-catching TE to be successful. Heck, a rookie QB like Kaepernick will need a security blanket. Rudolph will be lights out all 6-9 games he plays a year.

#67 Greg Little, WR, North Carolina -- Speaking of offense, we all know that QB's need weapons. Little has ton of character concerns, but we need more offense, because it's sexah. Damn the defense! Lets change the offense to the spread and score 40 points a game. That's so much better than playing defense and running the ball.

 

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