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Tebow vs Orton Limerick Style

I'm sure everybody on this site is getting quite old of this debate so I thought I'd just settle this Limerick Style! 

State your opinion but only in a Limerick. Here goes nothing.

There once was man from Purdue

He had a neckbeard so long he could chew.

He thinks that this year his 9 million is due

although his stone feet are making EFX feel the blues.

The Neckbeard thinks this job is his to lose

But there's this guy named Tebow who refuses to lose.

He grew up in the swamp of gator land

He won a heismann, a national title, and is pretty much superman.

He may have a hitch in his throwing motion

But that doesn't matter, cuz he's under the notion that our Broncos will be superbowl bound!

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