Tom Brady's House in Heaven
by MidTNBronco on Jan 10, 2012 10:50 AM MST
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Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. “This house is yours for eternity, Tom, “ God said. “This is very special. Not everyone gets a house up here.” Tom felt special indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up to the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a huge 3-story mansion with orange and blue sidewalks and driveways, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Broncos logo flag waving, a swimming pool in the shape of a horse, a Broncos logo in every window and a Tim Tebow jersey on the front door. Tom looked at God and said, “God, I’m not trying to be ungrateful but I have a question. I was an all-pro quarterback. I won 3 Super Bowls and I even went to the Hall of Fame. God said, “So what’s your point, Tom?” “Well, why does Tim Tebow get a better house than me?” God laughed and said, “Tom, that’s not Tim’s house. It’s mine.”
Update - - Apparently, I am the only person that has not heard this joke. But, PaleHorse was nice enough to add some awesome Tom Brady photos below.
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Stealing a joke? tsk tsk
That’s been around a while, but with Peyton Manning and Tom Brady.
Keep the faith!
Oh, I am definitely not taking credit for the joke...
And, now that you mention it, it does sound familiar. I guess that you could simply insert any names in the joke and it works. I’ll try to use original material from now on. Thanks for calling me out. ha ha : )
Oh Snap!
I just realized that you are a Patriots fan…(that spends WAY too much time on a Broncos fan site…….it must be all of the pictures of Marsha Brady below).
And, I thought that I was being called out by a fellow Broncos fan, which I would honor and respect. Now, I plan on posting this joke once a day out of spite.
Well we are facing each other in the playoffs.....
yeah herd the joke before but its still good. lol
I’ll take 11 players with heart on the field over 11 guys with just talent. Talent is fleeting, it goes away over time. Heart is what drives you to be better. To push yourself beyond what you think your capabilities are. To show us that when you strive, all things are possible.- SMP
LOL
I posted this before the last Pats game…and someone posted it a second time right after I did. This one’s a bit old, but still funny!
This was posted the last time, but who cares
it’s still relevant & funny.
"If you went to the Fair with this guy and you played that game where you have to throw the ball through the hole..... he may never get it through the hole, but he's still gonna be walking away with all the stuffed animals!" Prime's commentary on our very own Tim Tebow!!!
"As iron sharpens iron, so will one man sharpen another." The Bible, by way of Tim Tebow.
"If I had to choose between an abundance of football intelligence, or football wisdom, I'd choose wisdom every single time...... John Fox has enough football wisdom to be carried in a dump truck." Me!
Bill Belichicks son (Those gals could do ANYTHING they want while I'm passed out).
"If you went to the Fair with this guy and you played that game where you have to throw the ball through the hole..... he may never get it through the hole, but he's still gonna be walking away with all the stuffed animals!" Prime's commentary on our very own Tim Tebow!!!
"As iron sharpens iron, so will one man sharpen another." The Bible, by way of Tim Tebow.
"If I had to choose between an abundance of football intelligence, or football wisdom, I'd choose wisdom every single time...... John Fox has enough football wisdom to be carried in a dump truck." Me!
Wrong call
that’s two Pats cheerleaders being naughty to a dude who IS NOT Bill’s son…. my bad.
"If you went to the Fair with this guy and you played that game where you have to throw the ball through the hole..... he may never get it through the hole, but he's still gonna be walking away with all the stuffed animals!" Prime's commentary on our very own Tim Tebow!!!
"As iron sharpens iron, so will one man sharpen another." The Bible, by way of Tim Tebow.
"If I had to choose between an abundance of football intelligence, or football wisdom, I'd choose wisdom every single time...... John Fox has enough football wisdom to be carried in a dump truck." Me!
Who cares who it is?
I just wish it was me! Although if it was, my wife might to some very different things to me while I was sleeping! Lol
Never let them see you bleed.
My shit always works sometimes.
by the_prodigal_fan on Jan 10, 2012 4:53 PM MST up reply actions
I don't care who is he also
What a couple blondes!
This signature was sacked by Von Miller.
I bleed Orange & Blue. GB².
by Fabio Broncos on Jan 10, 2012 10:04 PM MST up reply actions
Ya can't complain about
anything there. Two pretty blonds with nice assets.
The best of the 2011-2012 season is yet to come.
OMG......I now officially have to come out of the closet.
This is EXACTLY the same furniture and upholstery we had in my sorority house at Purdue!
(and it sure wasn’t last year) lol
GB 2
HAHAHA!!!! We all knew it all along
"If you went to the Fair with this guy and you played that game where you have to throw the ball through the hole..... he may never get it through the hole, but he's still gonna be walking away with all the stuffed animals!" Prime's commentary on our very own Tim Tebow!!!
"As iron sharpens iron, so will one man sharpen another." The Bible, by way of Tim Tebow.
"If I had to choose between an abundance of football intelligence, or football wisdom, I'd choose wisdom every single time...... John Fox has enough football wisdom to be carried in a dump truck." Me!
by PaleHorse78 on Jan 10, 2012 2:35 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
Ohhh..... WOW!
"If you went to the Fair with this guy and you played that game where you have to throw the ball through the hole..... he may never get it through the hole, but he's still gonna be walking away with all the stuffed animals!" Prime's commentary on our very own Tim Tebow!!!
"As iron sharpens iron, so will one man sharpen another." The Bible, by way of Tim Tebow.
"If I had to choose between an abundance of football intelligence, or football wisdom, I'd choose wisdom every single time...... John Fox has enough football wisdom to be carried in a dump truck." Me!
by PaleHorse78 on Jan 10, 2012 2:35 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
Haha you should post up Tebow's golf photo next to this..
Dont trip off the glitz that I'm gonna display..
by Tuscani on Jan 10, 2012 3:38 PM MST via mobile up reply actions
Done deal and a kickarse idea Tuscani Bronc!!!
"If you went to the Fair with this guy and you played that game where you have to throw the ball through the hole..... he may never get it through the hole, but he's still gonna be walking away with all the stuffed animals!" Prime's commentary on our very own Tim Tebow!!!
"As iron sharpens iron, so will one man sharpen another." The Bible, by way of Tim Tebow.
"If I had to choose between an abundance of football intelligence, or football wisdom, I'd choose wisdom every single time...... John Fox has enough football wisdom to be carried in a dump truck." Me!
BTW
did anyone ever determine whether this was actually the real Tim or not? There are arguments to support either side, but it kind of has to be him…. right?
"If you went to the Fair with this guy and you played that game where you have to throw the ball through the hole..... he may never get it through the hole, but he's still gonna be walking away with all the stuffed animals!" Prime's commentary on our very own Tim Tebow!!!
"As iron sharpens iron, so will one man sharpen another." The Bible, by way of Tim Tebow.
"If I had to choose between an abundance of football intelligence, or football wisdom, I'd choose wisdom every single time...... John Fox has enough football wisdom to be carried in a dump truck." Me!
That's definitely him.
He wore this same outfit to the game and had this same pose but I think the arms are enhanced. I remember seeing the real photo next to this digitally altered one.
"Tim Tebow once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as OpTIMus Prime."
by iBleedorangeandblue on Jan 10, 2012 4:12 PM MST up reply actions
Haha thanks!
" you can get with this, or you can stick with that" :)
Dont trip off the glitz that I'm gonna display..
by Tuscani on Jan 10, 2012 4:14 PM MST via mobile up reply actions
How anyone on earth gets scared of this man, I'll never understand
"If you went to the Fair with this guy and you played that game where you have to throw the ball through the hole..... he may never get it through the hole, but he's still gonna be walking away with all the stuffed animals!" Prime's commentary on our very own Tim Tebow!!!
"As iron sharpens iron, so will one man sharpen another." The Bible, by way of Tim Tebow.
"If I had to choose between an abundance of football intelligence, or football wisdom, I'd choose wisdom every single time...... John Fox has enough football wisdom to be carried in a dump truck." Me!
HAHAHA!!!!!
Because mayhaps your Mrs. is admiring Tom’s impeccable……. Bieber do???
"If you went to the Fair with this guy and you played that game where you have to throw the ball through the hole..... he may never get it through the hole, but he's still gonna be walking away with all the stuffed animals!" Prime's commentary on our very own Tim Tebow!!!
"As iron sharpens iron, so will one man sharpen another." The Bible, by way of Tim Tebow.
"If I had to choose between an abundance of football intelligence, or football wisdom, I'd choose wisdom every single time...... John Fox has enough football wisdom to be carried in a dump truck." Me!
"If you went to the Fair with this guy and you played that game where you have to throw the ball through the hole..... he may never get it through the hole, but he's still gonna be walking away with all the stuffed animals!" Prime's commentary on our very own Tim Tebow!!!
"As iron sharpens iron, so will one man sharpen another." The Bible, by way of Tim Tebow.
"If I had to choose between an abundance of football intelligence, or football wisdom, I'd choose wisdom every single time...... John Fox has enough football wisdom to be carried in a dump truck." Me!
Connect tha dots... la...la...la-la
"If you went to the Fair with this guy and you played that game where you have to throw the ball through the hole..... he may never get it through the hole, but he's still gonna be walking away with all the stuffed animals!" Prime's commentary on our very own Tim Tebow!!!
"As iron sharpens iron, so will one man sharpen another." The Bible, by way of Tim Tebow.
"If I had to choose between an abundance of football intelligence, or football wisdom, I'd choose wisdom every single time...... John Fox has enough football wisdom to be carried in a dump truck." Me!
Do I really have to reference a certain Heath Ledger movie here? Why yes... I do!!!
"If you went to the Fair with this guy and you played that game where you have to throw the ball through the hole..... he may never get it through the hole, but he's still gonna be walking away with all the stuffed animals!" Prime's commentary on our very own Tim Tebow!!!
"As iron sharpens iron, so will one man sharpen another." The Bible, by way of Tim Tebow.
"If I had to choose between an abundance of football intelligence, or football wisdom, I'd choose wisdom every single time...... John Fox has enough football wisdom to be carried in a dump truck." Me!
Who knew Brady was from Appalachia? He's bringin "BAAAAAAAA" back in a big way
"If you went to the Fair with this guy and you played that game where you have to throw the ball through the hole..... he may never get it through the hole, but he's still gonna be walking away with all the stuffed animals!" Prime's commentary on our very own Tim Tebow!!!
"As iron sharpens iron, so will one man sharpen another." The Bible, by way of Tim Tebow.
"If I had to choose between an abundance of football intelligence, or football wisdom, I'd choose wisdom every single time...... John Fox has enough football wisdom to be carried in a dump truck." Me!
I really do not understand this picture. I mean...who's idea was this?
Did he and Old McDonald show up to the wrong photo shoot? If that’s the case, then I want to see Old McDonald’s photo shoot.
I'm pretty sure it was just Tom being the free natured goat lover he is.
"If you went to the Fair with this guy and you played that game where you have to throw the ball through the hole..... he may never get it through the hole, but he's still gonna be walking away with all the stuffed animals!" Prime's commentary on our very own Tim Tebow!!!
"As iron sharpens iron, so will one man sharpen another." The Bible, by way of Tim Tebow.
"If I had to choose between an abundance of football intelligence, or football wisdom, I'd choose wisdom every single time...... John Fox has enough football wisdom to be carried in a dump truck." Me!
He was doing the photo shoot
and someone handed him the goat so he took it. The picture was plastered all over his locker as soon as it came out. He gets zero special treatment from his O-line, lol.
Keep the faith!
Sorry about that...
I guess this joke is for the few people who HAVEN’T heard it before (I might be the only one). I apologize to the rest of you.
But, thanks to PaleHorse for the awesome Tom Brady photos!
no worries bro
I always enjoy that joke!!!
"If you went to the Fair with this guy and you played that game where you have to throw the ball through the hole..... he may never get it through the hole, but he's still gonna be walking away with all the stuffed animals!" Prime's commentary on our very own Tim Tebow!!!
"As iron sharpens iron, so will one man sharpen another." The Bible, by way of Tim Tebow.
"If I had to choose between an abundance of football intelligence, or football wisdom, I'd choose wisdom every single time...... John Fox has enough football wisdom to be carried in a dump truck." Me!
LOL!!!!
"If you went to the Fair with this guy and you played that game where you have to throw the ball through the hole..... he may never get it through the hole, but he's still gonna be walking away with all the stuffed animals!" Prime's commentary on our very own Tim Tebow!!!
"As iron sharpens iron, so will one man sharpen another." The Bible, by way of Tim Tebow.
"If I had to choose between an abundance of football intelligence, or football wisdom, I'd choose wisdom every single time...... John Fox has enough football wisdom to be carried in a dump truck." Me!
OMG..... this is the one to end them all!!! LMAO X 2,000!!!!
"If you went to the Fair with this guy and you played that game where you have to throw the ball through the hole..... he may never get it through the hole, but he's still gonna be walking away with all the stuffed animals!" Prime's commentary on our very own Tim Tebow!!!
"As iron sharpens iron, so will one man sharpen another." The Bible, by way of Tim Tebow.
"If I had to choose between an abundance of football intelligence, or football wisdom, I'd choose wisdom every single time...... John Fox has enough football wisdom to be carried in a dump truck." Me!
by PaleHorse78 on Jan 10, 2012 2:46 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
normally I would be enthralled by the crotch
but I absolutely CANNOT, for the life of me, get past those luxurious, flaxen locks!!!! Girl/Boy Biebs ain’t got nuthin’ on that do!!!
"If you went to the Fair with this guy and you played that game where you have to throw the ball through the hole..... he may never get it through the hole, but he's still gonna be walking away with all the stuffed animals!" Prime's commentary on our very own Tim Tebow!!!
"As iron sharpens iron, so will one man sharpen another." The Bible, by way of Tim Tebow.
"If I had to choose between an abundance of football intelligence, or football wisdom, I'd choose wisdom every single time...... John Fox has enough football wisdom to be carried in a dump truck." Me!
YES.... that's uhhskusting
hang on a minute….. (I know I put that Vaseline somewhere).
"If you went to the Fair with this guy and you played that game where you have to throw the ball through the hole..... he may never get it through the hole, but he's still gonna be walking away with all the stuffed animals!" Prime's commentary on our very own Tim Tebow!!!
"As iron sharpens iron, so will one man sharpen another." The Bible, by way of Tim Tebow.
"If I had to choose between an abundance of football intelligence, or football wisdom, I'd choose wisdom every single time...... John Fox has enough football wisdom to be carried in a dump truck." Me!
Wooooaaaah where the hell did that come from....
Dammit Pale you owe me a new keyboard !!
"I wouldn't call it Tebow Time I'd call it Bronco Time"- Tim Tebow
LMAO!!!!
"If you went to the Fair with this guy and you played that game where you have to throw the ball through the hole..... he may never get it through the hole, but he's still gonna be walking away with all the stuffed animals!" Prime's commentary on our very own Tim Tebow!!!
"As iron sharpens iron, so will one man sharpen another." The Bible, by way of Tim Tebow.
"If I had to choose between an abundance of football intelligence, or football wisdom, I'd choose wisdom every single time...... John Fox has enough football wisdom to be carried in a dump truck." Me!
Lol, you took the words right out of my head.
I have seen it and I cannot unsee it! My eyes are bleeding!
Never let them see you bleed.
My shit always works sometimes.
by the_prodigal_fan on Jan 10, 2012 5:04 PM MST up reply actions
Nice rack!
Dont trip off the glitz that I'm gonna display..
by Tuscani on Jan 10, 2012 3:34 PM MST via mobile up reply actions
Nice bulge, you mean
"If you went to the Fair with this guy and you played that game where you have to throw the ball through the hole..... he may never get it through the hole, but he's still gonna be walking away with all the stuffed animals!" Prime's commentary on our very own Tim Tebow!!!
"As iron sharpens iron, so will one man sharpen another." The Bible, by way of Tim Tebow.
"If I had to choose between an abundance of football intelligence, or football wisdom, I'd choose wisdom every single time...... John Fox has enough football wisdom to be carried in a dump truck." Me!
I know this isn't making fun of them, but I can't help but respect Darth Belichick from time to time
"If you went to the Fair with this guy and you played that game where you have to throw the ball through the hole..... he may never get it through the hole, but he's still gonna be walking away with all the stuffed animals!" Prime's commentary on our very own Tim Tebow!!!
"As iron sharpens iron, so will one man sharpen another." The Bible, by way of Tim Tebow.
"If I had to choose between an abundance of football intelligence, or football wisdom, I'd choose wisdom every single time...... John Fox has enough football wisdom to be carried in a dump truck." Me!
"If you went to the Fair with this guy and you played that game where you have to throw the ball through the hole..... he may never get it through the hole, but he's still gonna be walking away with all the stuffed animals!" Prime's commentary on our very own Tim Tebow!!!
"As iron sharpens iron, so will one man sharpen another." The Bible, by way of Tim Tebow.
"If I had to choose between an abundance of football intelligence, or football wisdom, I'd choose wisdom every single time...... John Fox has enough football wisdom to be carried in a dump truck." Me!
by PaleHorse78 on Jan 10, 2012 4:06 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
Classic. Rec'd
Never let them see you bleed.
My shit always works sometimes.
by the_prodigal_fan on Jan 10, 2012 5:04 PM MST up reply actions
He's a maniac.... maaayniac on tha floor... and he's cheatin like he's never done before
"If you went to the Fair with this guy and you played that game where you have to throw the ball through the hole..... he may never get it through the hole, but he's still gonna be walking away with all the stuffed animals!" Prime's commentary on our very own Tim Tebow!!!
"As iron sharpens iron, so will one man sharpen another." The Bible, by way of Tim Tebow.
"If I had to choose between an abundance of football intelligence, or football wisdom, I'd choose wisdom every single time...... John Fox has enough football wisdom to be carried in a dump truck." Me!
Laugh it up boys
I’ve heard humor helps to ease fear.
Keep the faith!
by Marima on Jan 10, 2012 4:11 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
Thats not a dude..... lol
I’ll take 11 players with heart on the field over 11 guys with just talent. Talent is fleeting, it goes away over time. Heart is what drives you to be better. To push yourself beyond what you think your capabilities are. To show us that when you strive, all things are possible.- SMP
HAHA!!!!
touche hun…… touche.
"If you went to the Fair with this guy and you played that game where you have to throw the ball through the hole..... he may never get it through the hole, but he's still gonna be walking away with all the stuffed animals!" Prime's commentary on our very own Tim Tebow!!!
"As iron sharpens iron, so will one man sharpen another." The Bible, by way of Tim Tebow.
"If I had to choose between an abundance of football intelligence, or football wisdom, I'd choose wisdom every single time...... John Fox has enough football wisdom to be carried in a dump truck." Me!
by PaleHorse78 on Jan 11, 2012 11:06 AM MST up reply actions
lol this was awesome. XD
I’ll take 11 players with heart on the field over 11 guys with just talent. Talent is fleeting, it goes away over time. Heart is what drives you to be better. To push yourself beyond what you think your capabilities are. To show us that when you strive, all things are possible.- SMP
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