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Tom Brady's House in Heaven

I cannot take credit for this, but I HAD to share it with you all...

Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. “This house is yours for eternity, Tom, “ God said. “This is very special. Not everyone gets a house up here.” Tom felt special indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up to the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a huge 3-story mansion with orange and blue sidewalks and driveways, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Broncos logo flag waving, a swimming pool in the shape of a horse, a Broncos logo in every window and a Tim Tebow jersey on the front door. Tom looked at God and said, “God, I’m not trying to be ungrateful but I have a question. I was an all-pro quarterback. I won 3 Super Bowls and I even went to the Hall of Fame. God said, “So what’s your point, Tom?” “Well, why does Tim Tebow get a better house than me?” God laughed and said, “Tom, that’s not Tim’s house. It’s mine.”

Update - - Apparently, I am the only person that has not heard this joke. But, PaleHorse was nice enough to add some awesome Tom Brady photos below.

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