David Letterman’s Little Known Facts about Tim Tebow

by KaptainKirk on Jan 10, 2012 11:19 PM MST

For those of you who may have missed it, Denver Broncos Quarterback Tim Tebow was the subject of tonight's Top 10. Here is the list.

10. Fell to earth when his home planet Krypton exploded.

9. Throws left, prays right.

8. For breakfast has Icy Hot on toast.

7. If you tell him your street address, he’ll tell you the value of your home.

6. Currently 9th on the Kim Kardashian athlete waiting list.

5. Back in college threw a football twenty yards

4. One time, lost his temper and said, "Darn It"

3. Distracts defenders by flashing his beautiful, piercing blue eyes

2. Justin Bieber fans have "Bieber Fever"; Tim Tebow fans have "The Tebola Virus"

1. Can turn water into Gatorade

Go Broncos!

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I was hearing Steelers and media types say no one has ever seen Tebow

throw the long ball before. What the? Maybe all this “film study” isn’t as rigorous as the media like us to think.

by oorange blood on Jan 10, 2012 11:30 PM MST reply actions

Top 10 list still alive and kicking...

Win, lose or draw, we are the Denver Broncos! 13-3 Baby!!! Until we ain't!

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by bfree2bronc on Jan 10, 2012 11:45 PM MST reply actions

kinda lame..Thought it would be slightly funnier..

I'm so optimistic I'd go after Moby Dick in a row boat and take the tartar sauce with me.~Zig Ziglar

by timmaybronco on Jan 11, 2012 12:18 AM MST reply actions

Really lame

More stupid that it was funny…

by Broncos15 on Jan 11, 2012 6:16 AM MST up reply actions

I thought the 'Tebola Virus' was pretty good.

by NYCBronx on Jan 11, 2012 7:55 AM MST up reply actions

Better than the more graphic "Tebowner" that is used derisively.

by Tezcatlipoca on Jan 11, 2012 8:10 AM MST up reply actions

Hey... its not derisive

"..who knows what can happen… the ball is oblong and bounces wierd."
They say the cool is all over me..

by Teboner on Jan 11, 2012 8:56 AM MST up reply actions

LoL

It’s all about intent.

A pessimist sees the difficulties in every opportunity.
An optimist sees the opportunities in every difficulty.
- Winston Churchill

First (and only, in our lifetimes) team to three consecutive SB wins (perhaps and then some)!!!! ( =

by PearlJamBroncoGFunk on Jan 11, 2012 9:51 AM MST up reply actions

#11

Justin Bieber has Tebow Fever!

"Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body."
― Seneca

by NJBammer on Jan 11, 2012 6:45 AM MST reply actions

Dear god, no.

Currently 9th on the Kim Kardashian athlete waiting list.

The last thing we need is for our starting quarterback to come down with the worst case of syphilis, ever.

Stick with the skiers, Timmy.

by Tezcatlipoca on Jan 11, 2012 7:20 AM MST reply actions

was thinking the same thing

by trumanj on Jan 11, 2012 8:15 AM MST up reply actions

it would bring a whole new meaning

to having the word of god shoved down your throat

by Nelliott34 on Jan 11, 2012 5:34 PM MST up reply actions

This is so stupid.

Tim Tebow would NEVER say “darn it”

"..who knows what can happen… the ball is oblong and bounces wierd."
They say the cool is all over me..

by Teboner on Jan 11, 2012 8:58 AM MST reply actions

Well I think he would

If he was asking his Mom to mend a hole in one of his socks. :)

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by KaptainKirk on Jan 11, 2012 9:30 AM MST up reply actions 4 recs

Classic

That’s more Rec’ worthy than any of the top ten items. I was expecting a little more from this top ten. Also, I guess I was a little offended at #5 and that tempered my ability to find humor in any of it, I suppose.

A pessimist sees the difficulties in every opportunity.
An optimist sees the opportunities in every difficulty.
- Winston Churchill

First (and only, in our lifetimes) team to three consecutive SB wins (perhaps and then some)!!!! ( =

by PearlJamBroncoGFunk on Jan 11, 2012 9:53 AM MST up reply actions