Again a Non-Football-Post
As is my tradition I try to do a non-football post when football seems most important....so I do it again...
One of the things I've always loved is camping. One of the things I've really really loved is camping with my kids.One of the things I've really really truly loved is camping with my daughters....with a couple of their friends along.
What love! ... What Love! There is nothing more fun than watching two daughters, show two friends, what they love.
Many many years ago, when Alena and Jodi were still young, I took them on a camping trip to one of my favorite spots. Back then it was little known, rarely found by visitors, because locals shot down the sign that pointed to this dirt road that led to this really wonderful camp.
Called 'Meadow Creek' it was one of the true great hidden wonders of North Idaho. Years ago Cananda and the US had brought a gas-line that had to cross under the Moyie River and Meadow Creek Campground was created to house all the workers. Its unfortunate that a couple years ago it was desecrated by a wild fire. It really was one of those rare places that had a deep well water souce and still seemed.....rough...now it is trying to grow back. anyway...back to my thought. I'm not sure if I can share this story, with justice, in writing. It really is best if I'm there and Alena gives the climax...but here goes.
I was on one of those camping trips, with Alena and Jodi and me. As sometimes happens in North Idaho it rained some old-person's-cat and a fat man's dog the first night. When I woke up I knew I needed to find some dry wood for a fire. I put the coffee on the Coleman and hiked up the hill. Those of you that know these things know that a thick woods has many drie hanging branches. Its hazy and cloudy, not sure where I'm at, but the branches are dry. I already had enough branches to get a good fire started, and was about to head back, when I see this one large branch and pull. It is not just a good branch it is a big dry good branch.
Greed is a funny thing...it pays you back. I pulled, pulled and pulled again and suddenley thought I was on a hill of red ants. The stings on my legs were viscious. I bent over to wipe the ants off and realized (imagine all the air you could possibly suck in at this moment) that I had knocked a Bald-Faced Hornets nest out of the tree and it was split wide open right by my feet.
For those of you that don't know...a Bald-Faced Hornet is what we in Idaho call this very mean black insect that has the body of a Yellow-Jacket but is black with white rings around the eyes. Meanest of all insects.
After sucking all the available air in North Idaho I began to run. I could here the river, knew I needed to get to water, but in the excitement forgot the hill I had climbed. By this time I had ten to twenty stings, being chased, heard the water...so I jumped.
This where I sucked all the air out of the Rockies. I jumped, looked down, and there was nothing but twenty or thirty feet of air between me and the rapids below. Its funny when you see those cartoon characters, suspended before a fall....because that's just what it feels like. Its like time stops.
I hit the water, knew my knee had been hurt, but thank God for loving the water...and my Mother who gave me that. I kept my head, as I rolled with the rapids, keeping my head above and moving in the right direction, some big guy (out for early-morning fly-fishing) stopped my rolling and helped me to shore.
Some time passed as the 'Big Guy' and the 'Camp-Host' helped me back. I was sitting when Alena woke up. She saw me covered with all these amonia and somethings the 'Big Guy' were putting on the stings.
I had put coffee on an hour ago...I needed some coffee. Alena, can you bring me some coffee? Yes Daddy!
She pours a cup, walks to give it to me, trips over something....................you'd have to be there......
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Hi Mike and thanks for sharing your near death experience with is.
I never met a bald faced hornet before, tangled with a few regular hornets and a bunch of bald faced liars but never a bald faced hornet. Guess that’s a good thing though huh? Anyway , I always enjoy your posts, thanks for taking time to write and keep em coming. Hate to ruin your non football vibe but GO BRONCOS CRUSH THE PATS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This is what they look like...
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by bfree2bronc on Jan 13, 2012 10:13 AM MST up reply actions
If you see one of these, stir clear away and do not disturb...There could be 700 of these beauties attacking you with multible stings each...

Win, lose or draw, we are the Denver Broncos! 13-3 Baby!!! Until we ain't!
by bfree2bronc on Jan 13, 2012 10:15 AM MST up reply actions
That is one nast looking bee!
Does look like a cross between a yellow jacket and a Hornet. Would be a great sci fi flick..Attack of the Killer Bald Faces !
"I wouldn't call it Tebow Time I'd call it Bronco Time"- Tim Tebow
Its funny bfree its only because it was early morning and very cool that they didn't get after me quicker.
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Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
Crazy!
I have a story that’s interesting, albeit not quite that harrowing. Here in Colorado, a group of friends and I had decided to do the Conundrum Hot Springs hike
The trailhead was in Aspen; the summit of the trail brought the Conundrum hot-springs, an olympic pool-sized natural wonder, and clothing is optional! To get there, however, requires traversing 8 river-crossings, multiple portions that are rather technical, and over 4,000 feet in elevation gain. The reward was certainly worth it. We went up Saturday morning, stayed all day Sunday, and returned Monday morning.
On the way back, I had stopped at part of the trail; it was just me and a female friend. I was trying to put on my gloves after re-stuffing my pack. To the right of us was a large, iced-over meadow that precariously dropped off to a set of trees and some rocks. Directly to the right of us was forest.
As I struggled with a glove, my pack resting at my feet, my friend heard a sound. I didn’t hear it and relegated it to the wind. She was out of sorts a bit, and frantically told me to “LISTEN!” So I stopped and looked to the right and tried to listen for the sound she claimed to be hearing. About five seconds pass, and then, I hear it too
Right as I hear the sound, through the thicket, I see a glint of something shiny, and moving. My friend is frozen and asks, “what is it?!” I said, “don’t worry about it. Be as big as you can, slowly walk backwards down the trail, and keep your tent out in front of you as a baseball bat.” We slowly and surely started walking backwards, and kept hearing rustling in the woods. We walked for what felt like forever, until our friends who had stopped in front of us saw our crazy stumble down the trail, and rounded up with us.
While it didn’t quite amount to a harrowing jump off a cliff, or actually being attacked, I developed a healthy respect for mountain lions as of that day!
by H-bizzle on Jan 13, 2012 7:33 AM MST reply actions 1 recs
Yeah and they know when your there and you usually don't know when they are there...
They are very illusive and usually quiet. I’ve seen paw prints as big as the top of a Big Gulp container. They can be huge and take out a small child or little woman in a flash. It happens quite a bit on the jogging trails of the Front Range. Here in Idaho, I haven’t heard of to many attacks, but I’ve seen their presence and eat their meat. Yum…
Win, lose or draw, we are the Denver Broncos! 13-3 Baby!!! Until we ain't!
by bfree2bronc on Jan 13, 2012 10:11 AM MST up reply actions
I've heard stories.
There was just recently a story of a hungry mountain lion killing some family’s dog and trapping them in their house.
I’ve seen bears and deer camping before, but never a lion… like you said, they know you’re there long before (if ever) you find out they are.
They’re usually more scared of you than you are of them, but… well… they have the advantage most of the time.
The Roadrunner is my favorite cartoon character!
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by the new Bradfather on Jan 13, 2012 10:23 AM MST up reply actions
LOL That's just what it feels like too
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
Good thing you found water to dive into Mike, because if you would of kept running through the woods they would have chased you down and hurt you badly.
The are the friendly insect though rarely attack without being provoked. We have them here in the Salmon river valley and as long as they build their nest down by the river and away for the house, I leave them alone. They eat flies and other insects. The Yellowjackets are the ones that love to build on the house around the eaves…
Win, lose or draw, we are the Denver Broncos! 13-3 Baby!!! Until we ain't!
I know !! It was only the freek accident of knocking their nest down that got me in trouble.
The sun hadn’t broke through the mist yet otherwise I would have seen it
Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
Camping and hiking are cool
especially in the Southwest, I’ve been away from Tucson/El Paso/Albuquerque far too long!
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With Coach Zorro on our side, we will slice opponents to ribbons. Tim Tebow gives me hope and I already have faith and charity in my heart! I see a propitious future rife with Lombardis for our Broncos!
by the new Bradfather on Jan 13, 2012 10:23 AM MST reply actions
Great story Mike!
Helped to pass the time on this Friday that will likely take forever.
Even better, allows me to reminisce about all my times camping in Our beautiful Colorado mountains! There’s a few really great spots to camp in the little town of Empire (a couple exits west of Idaho Springs, specifically exit 232 if I remember correctly). All in national forest (Arapahoe Ntl.), so no worries about trespassing or having to pay to camp.
People who live near oceans, or out in the flat lands, have entirely contrary notions of what it means to ‘camp’ than I (or likely anyone raised in the Rockies) do. For one thing, camping never involves swimming (too cold), if you ask me… And it also does involve a camp fire, responsibly built and maintained, and most importantly – leaving the campsite as you found it, not littering, not killing plants or animals intentionally that you don’t intend to eat.
It seems too many don’t care about, or have never empathized with the phrase (or the meaning behind it) “Take only pictures, leave only footprints”. Our Mother Earth sure provides a great playground. I enjoy being a part of it, and also enjoy doing my best to take care of Her as much as I can.
A pessimist sees the difficulties in every opportunity.
An optimist sees the opportunities in every difficulty.
- Winston Churchill
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by PearlJamBroncoGFunk on Jan 13, 2012 10:38 AM MST reply actions

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