ELWAYODA - QB guru
by penguinman831 on Jan 18, 2012 4:34 PM MST
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PrintTIM TEBOW's LEFT ARM - ::R2-D2 like beeping::
TIM TEBOW - There's nothing wrong, Left Arm. I'm just setting a new course.
TT-LA - Bloop?
TIM TEBOW - We're not going to party or relax with the others this offseason.
TT-LA - Bleep?!?!?!?
TIM TEBOW - We're going to the Dove Valley System.
Unlike Luke Skywalker, TIM doesn't have to look hard to find his Guru, John ELWAYODA.
ELWAYODA is looking away from TIM.
ELWAYODA - I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience in the pocket.
SPIRIT OF YOUNG ELWAY - He will learn patience.
ELWAYODA - Hmmm. Much passion in him.
SPIRIT OF YOUNG ELWAY - Was I any different?
ELWAYODA - Hah! He is not ready.
TIM TEBOW - Elwayoda! I'm ready! I... I can be a Quarterback.
Young Elway, tell him I'm ready!
ELWAYODA - Ready are you? What know you of ready?
For 16 years did I play Quarterback professionally.
My own counsel I will keep on who is to be trained.
A Quarterback must have the deepest commitment,
the most serious mind.
This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he
looked away...to lower his shoulder, to escape the pocket.
Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was
doing. Hmph.
Running! Heh. Contact! Heh. A Quarterback craves not
these things.
(turning to Tim)
You are reckless!
SPIRIT OF YOUNG ELWAY - So was I, if you'll remember.
ELWAYODA - He is too old. Yes, too old to begin the training.
TIM TEBOW - But I've learned so much!
ELWAYODA turns his piercing gaze on Tim, as though the Quarterback Master's
eyes could somehow determine how much the boy had learned. After a long moment,
the great Quarterback turns toward where he alone sees the SPIRIT OF YOUNG ELWAY.
ELWAYODA - (sighs) Will he finish what he begins?
TIM TEBOW - I won't fail you. I'm not afriad.
ELWAYODA turns slowly toward him.
ELWAYODA - Oh, you will be. You will be.
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"If you only new the power of a pocket QB!"
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Can you find the 'W' in this mess? Tebow can.
by Zac Man on Jan 18, 2012 4:43 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
"I've seen the Death Star full operational. It kicks ass."
All in
"It's all over fat man!"
-Tom Jackson
"When John Elway is standing in lava with a football, he will stay there and sink until you're open"
-Seanbaby
by Calikula on Jan 18, 2012 7:40 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
It did. Then ... more ships blew it up.
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Can you find the 'W' in this mess? Tebow can.
Our death star is gonna get blown up?!?!?!?!
"It's all over fat man!"
-Tom Jackson
"When John Elway is standing in lava with a football, he will stay there and sink until you're open"
-Seanbaby
No, it won't.
Though he has little actual coaching experience, I think we can trust Elway won’t be so dumb as to leave a thermal exhaust port vulnerable to a small one-man fighter armed with proton torpedoes.
by penguinman831 on Jan 19, 2012 8:38 AM MST via mobile up reply actions
This is fantastic!
A huge rec! I am almost as big of a Star Wars fan as I am Broncos fan. (not really, but I am still a big Star Wars fan). This has laughing so hard I am crying. Good stuff.
Never let them see you bleed.
My shit always works sometimes.
by the_prodigal_fan on Jan 18, 2012 4:51 PM MST reply actions
Nice job. Love it. Need to add the following :)
TT “Is a scrambling QB a stronger option?”
ELWAYODA “No, no, no. Quicker, easier, more seductive.”
TT “But how am I to know the when to pass and when to run?”
ELWAYODA “You will know…when you are calm, at peace, passive.”
Tim Tebow wears 3WM and drinks Tuscan whole milk.
by BroncoMath101 on Jan 18, 2012 5:04 PM MST reply actions 3 recs
Freaks!
Don't measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should have accomplished with your ability.
John Wooden
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
Theodore Roosevelt
No offense.
I’m just not a Star Wars guy.
Don't measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should have accomplished with your ability.
John Wooden
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
Theodore Roosevelt
I really enjoyed this!! Thanks!
I think all of Dove Valley would enjoy this, let alone all of us Broncos fans and Star Wars fans!!
NICE!
I think I am just as big of a Star Wars fan as I am a Broncos fan, except the 3 new films are terrible. I wish it was like the originals when people told Lucas that some of his ideas sucked lol actually most of his ideas
Never understood the hate on the new ones.
I guess not enough time has gone by yet?
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Can you find the 'W' in this mess? Tebow can.
I just don't like how haphazard they are
No real direction. Here give this a watch dude I think it pretty much sums up a lot of fans feelings. Don’t feel obligated to watch all 7 parts. But if you find yourself sucked in he made video segments about the other 2 new ones. Be warned, they’re pretty hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI
FANTASTIC!
I was on the bus when I read this. Laughed so hard I got more looks than the homeless guy mumbling to himself swatting flies that weren’t there! I can’t wait to read the following installments. There will be more, right?
Win or lose, I'll always be a BRONCOS fan! We've had enough of the former the past few years though, so how 'bout some more of the latter.....
by mtnbikinbronc on Jan 18, 2012 10:55 PM MST via Android app reply actions
That has got to be the MOST Uber Geeked out post ever!
But like it I did. (P.S. can I be the "I dont like you either guy?)
Tim Tebow is Denver's 2012 starting QB. I'm not even a little sorry that offends some of you.
"Sure I may be Sophmoric with an illiterates grasp of syntax and sentence structure, but your a big stupidhead" :D
I figure that scene would go like this, but you can be FAN2 if you want:
ORTON is at a Broncos bar.
Fan1: ::incomprehensible alien language::
Fan2: (to ORTON) He doesn’t like you.
(ORTON turns away)
Fan2: (pulling ORTON around again). I don’t like you either. You better watch yourself. I’ve got a billboard in 12 cities.
ORTON: I’ll be careful.
Fan2: (menacingly) You’ll be benched!
by penguinman831 on Jan 19, 2012 8:50 AM MST via mobile up reply actions
I'll Take it...:D
Tim Tebow is Denver's 2012 starting QB. I'm not even a little sorry that offends some of you.
"Sure I may be Sophmoric with an illiterates grasp of syntax and sentence structure, but your a big stupidhead" :D
*geeksnort*
One of the best posts ever. Big time rec’d!
by SFV Bronco Fan on Jan 19, 2012 11:24 AM MST reply actions
you do have creativity
Question to the Bronco Nation;
Can John Elway teach? Teaching is a skill, ask any High School or College.
Hall of Fame teachers anyone? Even Larry Bird, Magic Johnson, and Bill Russel TRIED.
Kreese and Lawrence will decide if Tim Tebow can develop into our future.
Bronco fan since 1966. Current biggest Bronco fan in Vegas, living the good life.
Its Broncos COUNTRY!!!!!
The Raiders have a nation.
"It's all over fat man!"
-Tom Jackson
"When John Elway is standing in lava with a football, he will stay there and sink until you're open"
-Seanbaby
Not with Tebow
Soon to be known as Planet Bronco!
Tim Tebow is Denver's 2012 starting QB. I'm not even a little sorry that offends some of you.
"Sure I may be Sophmoric with an illiterates grasp of syntax and sentence structure, but your a big stupidhead" :D
Today the U.S., tomorrow, THE WORLD!!!!!
"It's all over fat man!"
-Tom Jackson
"When John Elway is standing in lava with a football, he will stay there and sink until you're open"
-Seanbaby
Hahaha
There is always these we’re not Bronco country comments. I love the Bronco Planet thing. Maybe people would remember that.
Don't measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should have accomplished with your ability.
John Wooden
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
Theodore Roosevelt
How about if everyone at MHR agrees to respect other fan's choice of what to call themselves?
In all honesty, the obligatory “Broncos COUNTRY not Broncos Nation” stuff is one of the most irritating aspects of this site. I know its a pet issue for some of our members, but I for one like the sound of Bronco Nation better. Why is that a problem?
Oh, you were finished? Oh, well, allow me to retort!
--Jules Winnfield
Because the Raiders have a nation, dang it
"It's all over fat man!"
-Tom Jackson
"When John Elway is standing in lava with a football, he will stay there and sink until you're open"
-Seanbaby
And no one here wants anything to do with the Raiders!
"You’re only great if you win something. I mean, Alexander wasn’t Alexander the Mediocre or Alexander the Average. He was Alexander the Great, and there’s a reason for it."-Shannon Sharpe
"This is One Five, I'm going in!"
Tebow at the end of the Steelers game: Wow, I got him, I got him!
Champ: Great kid, now don’t get cocky!
"You’re only great if you win something. I mean, Alexander wasn’t Alexander the Mediocre or Alexander the Average. He was Alexander the Great, and there’s a reason for it."-Shannon Sharpe
It has already been mentioned countless time that had this season been scripted, most would have think it was too far fetched...
…but in a galaxie not so far away, episode II is being written as we speak…
by macklure on Jan 23, 2012 1:51 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
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