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ELWAYODA - QB guru

TIM TEBOW's LEFT ARM - ::R2-D2 like beeping::

TIM TEBOW - There's nothing wrong, Left Arm. I'm just setting a new course.

TT-LA - Bloop?

TIM TEBOW - We're not going to party or relax with the others this offseason.

TT-LA - Bleep?!?!?!?

TIM TEBOW - We're going to the Dove Valley System.

Unlike Luke Skywalker, TIM doesn't have to look hard to find his Guru, John ELWAYODA.

ELWAYODA is looking away from TIM.

ELWAYODA - I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience in the pocket.

SPIRIT OF YOUNG ELWAY - He will learn patience.

ELWAYODA - Hmmm. Much passion in him.

SPIRIT OF YOUNG ELWAY - Was I any different?

ELWAYODA - Hah! He is not ready.

TIM TEBOW - Elwayoda! I'm ready! I... I can be a Quarterback.

Young Elway, tell him I'm ready!

ELWAYODA - Ready are you? What know you of ready?

For 16 years did I play Quarterback professionally.

My own counsel I will keep on who is to be trained.

A Quarterback must have the deepest commitment,

the most serious mind.

This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he

looked away...to lower his shoulder, to escape the pocket.

Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was

doing. Hmph.

Running! Heh. Contact! Heh. A Quarterback craves not

these things.

(turning to Tim)

You are reckless!

SPIRIT OF YOUNG ELWAY - So was I, if you'll remember.

ELWAYODA - He is too old. Yes, too old to begin the training.

TIM TEBOW - But I've learned so much!

ELWAYODA turns his piercing gaze on Tim, as though the Quarterback Master's

eyes could somehow determine how much the boy had learned. After a long moment,

the great Quarterback turns toward where he alone sees the SPIRIT OF YOUNG ELWAY.

ELWAYODA - (sighs) Will he finish what he begins?

TIM TEBOW - I won't fail you. I'm not afriad.

ELWAYODA turns slowly toward him.

ELWAYODA - Oh, you will be. You will be.

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