I know what Fairy Tails are. I have kids. They all have very happy endings or I refuse to read them. I want the very next one that I read to them, to be the one I write about the 2011 Denver Broncos Team, but the ending still has to be written!
Kaptain Kirk, or one of the other Gurus at the top, (Spock, where are you?) could put together a list of firsts that my Cinderella team will create in this fairy tail, once the hero's finish the year without another loss! My children will love the ending and the entire NFL UNIVERSE will be shocked!
The hero's in the story will be treated like gods, and the story will be primed for a sequel. Perhaps Disney will make the movie in 2021, and the Bronco Hero's will play their own rolls. That's the kind of fairy tail I want this year!"If you think you're famous now Tim, well look out buddy! You need to get to church more, when things slow down a bit, and find you a good girl to marry! That might stop the rags from starting lies about your love life."
So will the Hero's please step up, who want to write me a story of the 2011 season that i'll be proud to share with my Grand Kids. And Tim, "You need to shake off the Funk you got yourself into, and remember what you used to do in college."
"Your coaches can't teach you anything new right now that is going to help you this year. So take what they tell you with a grain of salt, because all that maters now is to win every game you have left this year. That's it! Nothing you haven't done before, and you know as well as I do that you've known how to do that all your life."
Okay, so I know Tim has a mother, but sometimes he just need to hear it from someone else.