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Time to roast Brian Shrout!

ROAST RULES:

You must say the opposite of truth, 90% of the time! This is called sarcasm. The only time you can state the truth, without sarcasm, is in your closing statement. I'll start it off.

Come on Man! Why in the world would you think that Broncos Fans care about Broncos History? I don't get it Brian!

You joined MHR on Apr 06, 2009, and your last log in was Nov 29, 2009? I want to know who the guys are that have been covering for you since then!

LOOK! There have been a heck of a lot of posts on "This Day In Broncos History" and I, for one, want to know who's been posting those!?!

It says here that you only have posted on MHR 529 Times! What's your problem dude? Hang on...I'm going to check the comments. Only 7,938 comments? Do you live here dude?

There's something about that name that just doesn't cut it.

Brian Shrout.

I'm thinking your ancestors changed the name from short to SHROUT, because your family just got tired of being referred to as "the short people".

I've learned that you aren't very creative Brian. Ya, sorry, but it's true. That's the reason that you are constantly looking to the past to find something to write about!

On that same note, I realized that you are punctual Brian! You keep bringing us the same crap every day! (100% bs)

Now in my summation I can say what I really think, aye?

Brian you give us your time and incites every day, and I thank you for that. You definitely do the research, BUT your stuff is always out of date. WAIT A MINUTE. I meant to say "dated"! LoL It's that historical perspective that I like.

I like remembering, and I'm old enough to have plenty of room for memories, so just keep bringinit like you always do my friend.

OKAY, all. Be nice, but not TOOOO nice! LoL

This is a Fan-Created Comment on MileHighReport.com. The opinion here is not necessarily shared by the editorial staff of MHR

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