I heard that, while walking through the halls today, Peyton Manning knocked the textbooks out of Tim Tebow’s hands, got him in a headlock, and then gave him a noogie. Principal Elway did not intervene.
Later...Gym teacher, Coach Fox, found Tebow in his locker still trying to recover from a Swirly/Wedgie combo.
Word is…it was Tebow flaunting his new WWJD Trapper Keeper in front of everyone. This act was upsetting his fellow students and is probably what set Manning off.
This is all metaphorically speaking of course…