Hello MHR faithful!

I come in peace as a Patriots fan. Many of you know me as the smack-talking Masshole who had the privilege of visiting your boards twice this past season. The level of activity here is immense and it has been a pleasure conversing with all of you. To say I'm looking forward to next year—specifically Manning @ Brady, Broncos @ Pats—would be the understatement of the century. But right now, I have a really cool favor to ask of you!

Thanks to my sometimes-glorious journalism job and my wonderful girlfriend who heads the University of New Mexico's Student Special Events, she's bringing Demaryius Thomas in for a campus visit on April 3rd. Being one of the very, very few sports-obsessed staffers at my paper (we're an alt.weekly in a very similar mold as Westword for all you Denver-ites), I sprang for the chance (and was green-lighted) to write a neat piece on Bay-Bay in light of the Broncos postseason success, Tim Tebow ... and Peyton Manning ( We found out about #18's decision after Demaryius was booked. I just about died).

My question to you all is, what are some questions you would like to ask Bay-Bay? As I have a little over one week, I wanted to assemble the best, most colorful questions I could get in that time. I figured MHR would be a treasure-trove of insight, and I'm sure you all have some unique questions to contribute to the pile.

I'll be happy to share the piece on here once it's published, complete with shout-outs for anyone who helps!