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Caption Contest: "The straight up pimpin' edition yo!"

Hello MHR, welcome to this edition of the 'caption contest' brought to you by "ACME." Makers of fine products such as the super-duper state of the art roadrunner exterminator. You know their slogan "if it isn't broke don't fix it."

You know what they say "it ain't easy." Well pimpin' may not be easy but #winning sure is--at least if you're rexthejet. Check out the winning caption and photo here. rex received the most amount of recs so far for any caption in this series' short history. Since that is straight up "pimpin" and he is "GGN's resident seinfeld GIF man" nothin but straight up respect is his reward:

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Now onto current business. We all know that the schedule was released and that the Broncos have a date with the Patriots this year. Last year was absolutely embarrassing but we all know what's changed----Peyton Manning. We also know what hasn't changed (hint hint caption photo for this week):

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That's right my friends, juicy righteous choking in the superbowl hahahaha. Oh come on you mean to tell me you took offense to that? Well all I have to say is that with Brady gone for the year the Pats still went 11-5. With Manning gone for the year....they were the worst team in the league. If you still aren't sold on my Brady hate, then please remind yourselves that he pees sitting down :P

So we all know the rules by now, but if you're new: write as many captions as you want no limit, if you like a comment rec it---no limit on how many you can rec, at the end of the contest the one with the most recs wins and will receive recognition and ribbing/respect from Bronco Mike in the next contest. That should do it for now, happy cappy my friends happy cappy!

This is a Fan-Created Comment on MileHighReport.com. The opinion here is not necessarily shared by the editorial staff of MHR

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