This is a follow up to my harsh, over the top, over blown, insensitive "It's Mile High Time for Bronco Fans to Shine" post. Maybe you can help me help these help-less fans. And btw, I'm not promoting the use of curse words. I am also not promoting fights with the Dirty Birds or lame Bronco fans. I am not for getting ejected....unless you are on your phone while the crows are in the huddle or at the line. I am promoting responsible and loud as you can cheer fandom. It's 15 minutes....15 frickin minutes of self expression, team work, enthusiasm, support....15 minutes to use your "outside" voice! 15 minutes to Lower the BP and blow off some damn steam!!
So I ask, can one of you Applicators, smart guys, computer wizzes see if you can find or create a couple of apps for this new breed of lazy, not so helpful fans that would rather play with their phones then participate in the game? They will need several sounds to help them become better, more useful fans. These apps will allow them to simply hold their precious computer phones up in the air, press play and crank up the volume. These apps should in NO WAY be a substitute for fans actually yelling, clapping and stomping with all their might but should only be used if a lazy, useless fan is going to sit quietly wasting precious space. It is going to be a cold game but don't let that stop you from being loud. Like Jimmyjam said, cheering is a great way to stay warm!
1) The screamer.
2) The clapper.
3) The stomper.
4) The "Defense" "Defense"
5) The booooer.
6) The "in-com-plete"
7) The "na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-hey-Ray-Ray-good-bye"
8) The Two Coors lights please.
9) The Two dogs please.
Feel free to add to the necessary apps and feel free to share useful app sites with the rest of the MHR. Feel free to bundle all of these apps and make a bundle selling them to the new breed of lazy sports fans out there in the cyber world.
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