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why malik jackson is better than robert ayers.... a demandpost




Some of the greatest minds of our time have wasted themselves on the pursuit of FOOTBALL THEORY. Rivaling the massed intelligence needed to create the Manhattan Project,

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small pox vaccines,

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or the Hot Pocket,

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football theory has more funding per capita than our Space Program and Victorias Secret combined, but is only half as dangerous....

In this near Perfect world, where technology has advanced far enough women have enough work done to appear 19 (if you squint) for the entire span of their lifetime, plus 10 years after that... for televisions that have a picture clarity of an electron microscope crossed with the hubble, that utopia that George Jetson promised us... in this marvel of future thought....

a forerunner in this intellectual pursuit put forth an idea....

is Malik Jackson better than Robert Ayers?

A titanic undertaking, this theory. Only the greatest minds of our time will be able to grasp the very nature of this time defining question. The mean intellects that crowd our streets will remain happy in their ignorance of the MEN OF FOOTBALL who will burn the flotsom from this question....

I humbly offer my answer to this key of all human knowledge, knowing that my humble contribution to this greatest of great postulations.... and act not to answer such an all encompassing question but to call to arms those truly impressive intellects beyond my own into action, to take up the torch, and further human understanding of this all important topic.

My answer to is Malik Jackson better than Robert Ayers?

yes.

Thank you for your kind attention, and i hope this has enlightened those minds who thirst for the quenching nectar of knowledge.

bd

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