Create-a-Caption: Tie My Shoe? Psych!

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Create a caption for this picture! Keep it clean, extra points for hilarity. Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments.

Apologies for not doing a Create-a-Caption last weekend, folks. Yours truly got sick and decided to have a lazy weekend (I went to the beach). What can I say? I'm selfish.

Anyway, this week's C-a-C is especially fun because the winner will actually win something! Our friends over at gropener.com are going to give away a free orange GrOpener to the winner (see a photo here). What is a GrOpener, you ask?

Here's your answer:

So there's that.

As usual, we'll peruse the comments and select the best of the best and announce the winner next week.

Last Time

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/22239623/175897098.0_standard_709.0.jpg

(Photo by Brian Bahr)

Winner:

areferee:

"Which way? Chicago is this way. Denver is that way. This is Dallas. Nope. Can’t get to the Super Bowl from here!"

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