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What we need to do immediately to preserve our status

1. Eat some dirt chicken pie covered with corn and Manziel's mom's ba donk a donks.

2. Get the goonies, 7th heaven, and the all-american rejects together and smack them in the head with a aluminum bat.

3. Lick the stick of the 87 year old labilus from the 5th Reich of the moon station nazibosid.

4. Go to Kim Jong and throw white sticky confetti in his eyes and pluck a hair from his head to smeokee it in a smeokingg device

5. Call the GM of the Chivas USA team and tell em the chupacabra is on their way to save California some money for a new stadium in LA so Juicy J can throw his own party up in that place.

6. Put Skip Bayless and Richard Sherman in a cage, strip them half naked, and throw them a good old banana with a 600 pound gorilla straight from the Congo.

7. Rinse and Repeat.

Thanks for reading enver!

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