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The Imperial Weekend Open Thread: We bagged us a turkey edition

Dustin Bradford


3 in a row baby! That qualifies this post as a turkey. I love these threads as an opportunity to get to know the MHR family on a more personal level, as the past few weeks we've discussed food, music, beers, etc. We gotta expand though! So this week, my task to you guys is to invite members of other blogs. Maybe they would like to contribute to our weekend debauchery. So as I have done in the last 2 posts, I will lay down some ground rules for the thread:

1. No cursing. If you must do a F*** or a sh** but lets keep it PG 13 folks.

2. Leave bad blood at the door. If you got beef with someone, don't continue it here.

3. Leave trolling at the door as well. If you must troll, please come up with something more clever-er than "Donkeys"

4. Dont turn this place into a mess of a thread over politics, race, war religion, etc.

5. Respect each other.

Don't follow these rules, and my Imperial Homies Bronco Mike and Tim Lynch will handle ya'. Here's a pic:

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(Artist's Rendition)

So on to some of the events from last week:

Obviously, everyone knows about the tragedy that happened at Boston. We can talk about it, vent, whathaveyou, but lets please leave blaming Muslims or any other group out of it. We don't know if these guys were fundamentalist jihadists. We do know that they are cowards, scum, and not worthy of remembrance. So lets not give them the satisfaction of being remembered for this heinous act, but lets remember the heroes that help us everyday, namely, policemen, firemen, and our proud service members.

The Nuggets have set a franchise record for wins at 57 and are 3rd seed in the playoffs, where they are scheduled to play the GS Warriors at home. Lets hear it for our Nuggs!!

The Rockies have...I dont know. Your Emperor doesnt follow baseball. Fill me in folks!

And as for the draft...well, it seems that everyone is an expert. My prediction:

The Broncos will draft someone that will surprise nearly everyone

Some will b*tch about it.

Some will love it.

And ALL of us will anxiously await for Thurs. night

Calikula's Imperial Quote of the Week:

This is from one of my favorite movies. If you dont recognize it, run your a** to the video store and rent it

And the Hot Chick of the Week:

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enjoy.

This is a Fan-Created Comment on MileHighReport.com. The opinion here is not necessarily shared by the editorial staff of MHR

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