Calikula's Imperial Weekend Thread: Memorial Day Edition


Happy Friday folks!!! Like clockwork, the weekend thread is back to alleviate some of your weekend boredom. Hopefully, you guys don't have to work this weekend, and you spend it with your loved ones doing the Patriotic thing: cookin' up some meat on the grill!!!


The weather is going to be great here in Eastern CO, I hope it is for you guys wherever you may be. So have some burgers, drink some beers, and honor those who gave their lives defending our great nation. We used to have a Master Sgt that would always remind us before weekend libo: "If you drive don't (all Marines in unison) DRINK, and if you drink dont (all Marines in unison again) DRIVE." Sound advice if you ask me.

Ground Rules:

1. No cursing. If you must do a F*** or a sh** but lets keep it PG 13 folks.

2. Leave bad blood at the door. If you got beef with someone, don't continue it here.

3. Leave trolling at the door as well. If you must troll, please come up with something more clever-er than "Donkeys" Also applies to us as well, folks. Lets leave the trash talking of other teams for other threads. Gotta set the example!

4. Dont turn this place into a mess of a thread over politics, race, war religion, etc.

5. Respect each other.

Don't follow these rules, and my Imperial Homies Bronco Mike and Tim Lynch will handle ya'. Here's a pic:


News is super slow this week.

I know that the Spurs are up on the Grizzlies 2-0. I bet they take it in 5.

The Heat won game 1 in OT, I bet they take the Pacers in 5 also.

Heat vs Spurs in final, Heat will take in 6.

Last week, KRONK-00 created the all MHR football roster! Here it is again: (From KRONK-00)

QB: Sadaraine
RB: turnertwo2003, ten_fiver
WR: Bradfather, BroncoFanForLife
OT: Bronco Mike, CH74
OG: BroncoCanuck, NordicSaab
OC: Gelder
TE: Kronk

DE: Gelder, CH74
DT: Bronco Mike
NT: BroncoCanuck
LB: Orange Rhino, turnertwo2003, Kronk
CB: McGeorge, BroncoFanForLife
S: ten_fiver, Calikula

K/P: Bradfather
LS: Gelder
Gunner: ten_fiver

"I threw Nordic in at the OG, simply ‘cuz he seems to have the size for it, and I decided to step into the empty LB slot. 6’1", 235; it’s possible :).

So we can at least make take the field with a team. Now it’s all about the upgrades, since I don’t really belong out there."

Jeremy Bolander is our HC, and PaleHorse78 is our long snapper :)

Calikula's Quote of the Week:

In Honor of those who served in WWII

Franklin Delano Roosevelt - Pearl Harbor Address (via forquignon)

There are so precious few veterans of WWII left. If you have the privilege of meeting one, consider it an honor. I had the great honor of meeting a Marine from the island hopping campaign back in 2007. Thank you to all the veterans that have served out there.

And the Hot Chick of the Week:



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