You are never safe around Peyton Manning. Not even on live television.
Not even if you are a 330-pound offensive lineman.
Denver Broncos right tackle Orlando Franklin learned that lesson the hard way Tuesday, as he was treated to a pie in the face from teammate Eric Decker on ROOT Sports' live broadcast of the Colorado Rockies game.
According to Franklin, the prank was orchestrated by Peyton Manning:
Peyton Manning is a prank mastermind. Somehow, Manning convinced Eric Decker to deliver the pie, even though Manning punked Decker only a month ago. The future Hall of Famer convinced his wide receiver that he owed Duke University a four-figure bill for their offseason workouts.
Weeks later, Decker is doing Manning's dirty work.
"Prank mastermind" might not be a strong enough term... Manning is an evil genius, and we are all at his mercy.
[Big thanks to @Pillow_Talk_Mag]