Calikula's Imperial Weekend Thread: Detox Edition

Jeff Gross

Happy Friday Folks! After being MIA for 2 weeks, Im back to do the weekend thread. Thanks to Bronco Mike, the thread continued without a hitch. Well, the reason that this thread is the Detox edition, is because that is precisely what I have been doing all week. My kidneys and liver are finally nearly back to normal from a ten days of abuse, 7 of them at a beautiful all inclusive resort in Mexico. And when a Calikula has a steady flow of booze, a Calikula will take advantage :). I got some hard work to do, as I gained a few lbs on this trip. They had some good grub at that resort!

Ground Rules:

1. No cursing. If you must do a F*** or a sh** but lets keep it PG 13 folks.

2. Leave bad blood at the door. If you got beef with someone, don't continue it here.

3. Leave trolling at the door as well. If you must troll, please come up with something more clever-er than "Donkeys" Also applies to us as well, folks. Lets leave the trash talking of other teams for other threads. Gotta set the example!

4. Dont turn this place into a mess of a thread over politics, race, war religion, etc.

5. Respect each other.

Don't follow these rules, and my Imperial Homies Bronco Mike and Tim Lynch will handle ya'. Here's a pic:


Well, a lot has happened in the couple weeks of my absence!!

Aaron Hernandez got some 'splainin to do.

JD Walton will be out til at least Oct. Glad we swept up Koppen before anyone else did. I hope that Walton doesnt turn out like Kuper; he was never the same after his ankle injury.

What's goin' on with the Nuggets? Rockies?

And as usual, feel free to start threads about (nearly) anything your heart desires.

Calikula's Imperial Quote of the Week:

I spent some time thinking of a good quote for this week, something along the lines of me returning to the Imperial Thread. But that seemed too self serving and vain. This thread is really all about you guys that come here to shoot the sh*t with me. Not only can I talk to you about my favorite team, but I can also share other events in my life with you guys, like my marriage, career, vacations, etc. I think we as human beings are always looking for a sense of belonging; I know that I have been searching for that ever since I left the Marine Corps 6 years ago. I have found a perfect place for me. So before this gets too gushy and corny, I will give you my Imperial Quote:

"We few, we happy few, we band of brothers. For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother; be never so vile. This day shall gentle his condition. And gentlemen in England now abed shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day"

-From Shakespeare's Henry V

And the Hot Chick of the Week:



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