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Calikula's Imperial Weekend Thread: MHR Renaissance Edition

Doug Pensinger

Happy Friday folks!!! This week, MHR has seen a HUGE surge in traffic, the likes of which I have not seen since the Tebow wars. Horsetracks has been poppin', other threads like Big Pete's "Things I'd like to see in Preseason" are getting well over a hundred comments. This site is getting weaker? Homie please. Don't make me sick Zappa and Mike on you. Training camp is nearly upon us, and I bet we see an even bigger surge in activity. Speaking of renaissance, the Colorado Renaissance festival is going on this weekend. Ive never been to one, but Ive always imagined that the flea market is like a renaissance festival, only with more turkey legs and less wenches

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The week started off nice and cool, but now were up to triple digit weather again. Time to riot folks.

Ground Rules:

1. No cursing. If you must do a F*** or a sh** but lets keep it PG 13 folks.

2. Leave bad blood at the door. If you got beef with someone, don't continue it here.

3. Leave trolling at the door as well. If you must troll, please come up with something more clever-er than "Donkeys" Also applies to us as well, folks. Lets leave the trash talking of other teams for other threads. Gotta set the example!

4. Dont turn this place into a mess of a thread over politics, race, war religion, etc.

5. Respect each other.

Don't follow these rules, and my Imperial Homies Bronco Mike and Tim Lynch will handle ya'. Here's a pic:

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Not much for news:

Ryan Clady is resigned

Aliens abducted the mayor of Denver

Bradfather is under investigation for being a Mafioso

Imperial Quote of the Week:

This one comes from the most famous Marine of them all. LtGen Chesty Puller

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via www.scenicreflections.com

And the hot chick of the week:

This one's for Bradfather:

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via ris.fashion.telegraph.co.uk

enjoy

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