Create-a-Caption: All hail Peyton?

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments.

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions for the above photo in the comments! Peyton Manning and company do some... stretching? hero worship? ritualistic chanting? ... during Denver Broncos training camp in 2012.

(Thanks to our friend Jon Heath for pointing out this caption-worthy photo on Facebook. Go like his page.)

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Brock

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poormanspoison

Um coach.. Can i not be Flacco today? Von keeps looking at me funny...

Runners Up

Gelder

What if I don't wanna stick my left leg out and shake it all about?

KRONK-00

"Hey, I get the whole, ‘if you’re not the lead dog, the view never changes yada yada yada blah blah blah’… but seriously, I’m 6’8". Can we stagger the line a little, or at least put a bit more space between us? This is downright distracting."

58_VonDoom_92

Question... Does anyone know what 大白痴 means? Peyton just made it the password for my ipad….

ajbronc

hey coach - Which one’s my left leg?

BakedHam

PFM: Hey Brock, let me know when you smell that one.

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