Create-a-Caption: Football-to-helmet contact

Brian Bahr

Create a caption for this picture! Keep it clean, extra points for hilarity. Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments.

Create a caption for the photo above, and post it in the comments below! Why is Oakland Raiders quarterback Terrelle Pryor holding a football against his helmet? Is it stuck to his head? Does he know that's not how you hold onto a football?

YOU DECIDE! Get creative.

We'll peruse the comments and pick a winner for the next time we run this.

Last Time

(Photo by Kevin Casey)

Winner:

Whorfin

"Hey, guys, when I do this I can hear the ocean!"

Runner Up:

Mancar

"I can't believe its not butter!"

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