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Watching Joe Flacco Attempt to Run the Hurry-Up is like...

...watching a Terrell Suggs trying to pronounce a three-syllable word.

...watching a dog understand listening to Humanese.

...watching a Raider fan trying to comprehend the concept of charity.

...watching Jay Cutler trying to keep a stiff upper lip.

...watching Elvis Dumervil understand the workings of a fax machine.

...watching Mr. Malor attempt bowel control.

...watching a Steeler fan try to defend Joe Paterno.

...or Ben Rapistberger.

...watching Brandon Marshall attempt to not be a total douche.

...all of us trying to comprehend how Kirk Davis can be so mild manned, when it's clearly his world.

...Lance Ball attempting to be relevant.

...me trying to hold my liquor.

This is a Fan-Created Comment on MileHighReport.com. The opinion here is not necessarily shared by the editorial staff of MHR

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