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happy holidays


If you follow football....

then you will understand why i say this.

Today, march 12, is now regarded as denver bronco second christmas.

Instead of Jolly Saint Nick, denver bronco second xmas is brought to you by Jolly John Elway, a heavy set radiant figure that wears orange, is really good at math..., and pulls at his pants way too much.

He surprises the good girls and boys... (broncos fans) with gifts on this day... such as tupperWARE... and silverWARE .... anything from deleWARE....

items purchased from TJ max... or montgomery WARDs

and bobbleheads of Aqib Talib.. because nothing else has those letters in them...

And like any good story, the jolly old elf left his gifts to those who deserve them most, (again, broncos fans...). And they were happy....

so happy denver bronco second xmas to all...

well all meaning the inhabitants of the single state one mile high, kinda square, situated in the middle of the continental united states... and a couple of fans they accidentally let get out... one notably to california...

the rest of you can make your own damn holidays.

treat it like kwanza.

respect it, but it aint yours.

its ours.


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