Create-a-Caption: Peyton's Goatee

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Create a caption for this picture! Keep it clean, extra points for hilarity. Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments.

"I'm going to be honest with you, Peyton, I see you running around out there and you look like a succulent baby lamb. Let's face it, all the great quarterbacks have had mustaches." — Ron Burgundy to Peyton Manning in December.

Four months ago, Manning was confronted by Ron Burgundy about not sporting a mustache. Peyton said at the time that he had never had a desire to grow any facial hair, but that has obviously changed in recent weeks.

An image has surfaced of Peyton rocking a goatee, instantly qualifying for a Create-a-Caption contest. Give us your best take in the comment section below!

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(Photo by Stephen Dunn)

"Omaha is that way." — colinaspin

Happy captioning, folks!

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