These just crack me up in so many ways...may personal favorite is the last one...read it with a little Ben Stein voice to really grasp the full effect. XD
Part of the quote
"I don't think there's a huge gap. I think that they're close, and the fact that Tim can help us in some way, shape or form — and needs to be No. 2 to do that — really plays a factor into that as well. I think they've both continued to work extremely hard all year."
Also, Orton will be dressing up as santa, so does that mean he got the old neckbeard back out?