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ASU is good for something: Simpsons jokes!
With news that the longest-running American sitcom could be coming to an end soon due to contract disputes, I thought it was a perfectly appropriate time to look back on this classic gem from the episode Mom and Pop Art. In the episode, Homer floods Springfield in a grandiose act of artistic...
He's a D-Bag...but he's OUR D-Bag: Launch of "Mou's Clues"
C/O Real MadridCheck out this fantastic new line from José mouth:"I don't manage a team for derbys. I manage a team for championships. A lot of times there are luckier teams, and they end up playing 11 on 10." Damn--we particularly like the jab at Barça...he's clearly still bitter about Biscuit's...
ROAD TO INDY: Roldje hoping to be next Luyendyk
(Ed. note: This article was our annual April Fools Day prank. Thanks to all of you who noticed - as well as those who didn't - and for being such good sports about it. I'm sure that Rijkert Roldje is "never gonna let you down.") Rijkert Roldje is used to getting sideways on the track - he's just...
Give that Fan a Hand... Job
h/t to the Big Lead: Most bizarre email this weekend: "During The UTEP/UT game they cut to fans sitting on nearby rocks watching the game. They focused on a guy and girl who was giving said guy a hand job. Bob Davies says, "Looks like they’re having a good time." Circled it with telestrator." ...
Still Ghetto, The Montauk Monster, Deadline Day, and OtherHappenings
Ah, a busy day at work, there is a (dude that's totally fake) Montauk Monster that washed up on the eastern LI shores (pictured @ left). The oldest recorded joke we know of is about flatulence, the next one is about sex. And below, a completely unnecessary photo of Danneel Harris, one of the...
Sports Links 06.23.08
Another link dump, RIP George Carlin. An interview from Storming the Floor with the new New Jersey Institute of Technology coach Jim Engels, on finding players and how there's nowhere to go but up after an 0-29 season. Tim O'Shea took the Bryant University job to be closer to his roots and for...
Sports Links 06.02.08
It's supposed to be the dead period for college basketball. A few odds and ends players for the class of 2008 are still out there, as are junior college players; the coaches soldier on. There ain't no news yet, so here's a link dump - the lazy refuge of the dedicated daily(-ish) blogger. * Rivals...
Obama plays Basketball With the UNC Tar Heels
I think Obama loafed a little on defense, but he works to get open. Uses screens well, willing to pass. For a 46 year old man, I'd give him a B+. From the AP: The Democratic presidential candidate played hoops with the University of North Carolina team on Tuesday, a Final Four squad that cut the...
News Articles on St. John's basketball Transfers
NY Post's Lenn Robbins: According to a statement released yesterday by St. John's coach Norm Roberts, Wright, the Red Storm's best 3-point shooter, was leaving "because of the recent discovery of an illness involving a member of his immediate family." But when reached by The Post, Wright...
The Mountain West Conference Facebook feed (humor)
Okay, so we admit it's been a crazy summer for the conference. The most crazy summer on record. Utah left for the P-10. Boise State joined. BYU is in limbo. Now they've got Fresno and Nevada coming in soon. You couldn't script a more entertaining last few weeks. But what if this all transpired on...
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