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Broncos Bubble Wrap

Okay, this is pretty juvenile of me, but who doesn't enjoy popping bubble wrap. Plus, it reminds me of the new uniform the Broncos are designing for Boss Bailey.

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The Road to San Diego

They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Well, the road to San Diego and the Broncos' playoff hopes is sometimes clouded by unrealistic expectations. HT asked us to look down the road to our season ending game against San Diego and determine if the Broncos would be sitting pretty with a playoff spot secure or scrambling for our playoff lives in an epic battle against the hated Bolts.

So I asked myself, what the Chargers must do to catch us (barring a complete collapse on our part)?

Da Bolts – 3-5 (2 GB).

Kansas City Chiefs (W, should win)
@ Pittsburgh Steelers (critical game)
Indianapolis Colts (critical game)
Atlanta Falcons (W, should win, will be tough)
Oakland Raiders (W, should destroy)
@ Kansas City Chiefs (W, should win)
@ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (critical game)
Denver Broncos

I’ll give the Chargers 4 wins hands down. That gets them to 7-5. If they manage to sweep the 3 tougher opponents (we’re in trouble b/c they’re playing really well), they’ll be 10-5 going into our end of season match up. If that’s the case, our team will be on red alert. I’d love to see us lose only 1 game before we play SD, but I don’t see that, especially as we continue to lose players to injury. However, I think SD will stumble down the stretch and can easily go 2-1 or even 1-2 against those tough opponents (if they lose all 3, yeah us!). Those latter records put them at 9-6 (makes our game against them meaningful) or 8-7 (could still make our game meaningful). Why? Keep reading…

Broncos – 5-4

@ Atlanta Falcons (critical game)
Oakland Raiders (W, should destroy)
@ New York Jets (critical game)
Kansas City Chiefs (W, should win. revenge game, to boot)
@ Carolina Panthers (critical game)
Buffalo Bills (critical game)
@ San Diego Chargers (critical game)

Man, unless your drinking some serious kool-aid, you’ll notice how brutal our end of season schedule is. The Panthers, Bills and Chargers will be vying for playoff positions. I cannot, in good conscious, give us easy wins over any team other than KC and OAK. That brings us to 7-4. We really need to go at least 2-2 in those 4 tougher games before we play SD (the ATL game next week is critical for us and would make me feel better about our chances). Two wins puts us at 9-6 before the SD game. I think this is our best case scenario. That being said, I can seriously see us going 1-3 or even 0-4 against our tougher opponents.

I know we’re not supposed to think that way, and some may accuse me of not keeping the faith, but our team has been decimated by injuries and we pretty much have to shoot our way out of the AFC West bar to stand a chance. And by shoot our way out, I mean Cutler will rack up loads of yards/TDs, and sadly, load of INTs (I’m surprised more people haven’t made the Favre comparison yet. Oh wait, people will have that chance when we play the Jets).

So, can we do it? Sure. Will it be so easy that we can rest our players against SD? I seriously doubt that. Hell, if that’s the case, that means we played great down the stretch and SD imploded. Still, I hate the mindset that is fearful of playing another team. Let’s hope we get to be the team that knocks SD out of the playoff picture while we win the division. That’s the kind of game that we can build on going into next season. Next season you say? Keep reading…

Just because I say this doesn’t mean I'm not rooting my ass off that we don’t “go...all...the...way!” But right now we’re barely a playoff contender (thank you parity), have lost more players at key positions than most teams (seriously, we can’t afford to lose anymore players), a team that plays with a reckless abandon that drives me to drink in jubilation and despair, and have a very difficult schedule down the stretch. I want us to get into the playoffs. I want our young players to taste it so that they’ll work even harder in the offseason. But just because I want some it, doesn’t mean it will happen. If our team makes the playoffs this year, it will be because they earned it. GO BRONCOS!

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Mr. Hall to take his mad DB skilz to DC

And opposing NFC East QBs smiled...

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Norv Away

Yes, I'm a Broncos fan, but I can only imagine what it's like to have Norv Turner as your head coach. I wouldn't wish that on anyone (except perhaps the Raiders, Chargers and Chiefs). :) Seriously, though, funny video I thought you all would enjoy.

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Cheating on the Broncos? Egads man, hold your tongue!

Hopefully my Fan Post headline caught your attention, but my post is serious (well not really) and loads of fun. So, our beloved Broncos had the week off to relax from the rigors of NFL, or as Chris Carter likes to say, the National Football League. Many of you probably watched the game in your market or--for those special people with the Sunday ticket--watched the Red Zone channel (greatest invention ever!) and caught a little bit of every game. Without the Broncos on, you could freely watch other teams without looking forward to the Broncos game or thinking about the game after a win or loss.

So...with all this free time to devote to other teams, did you find yourself coveting another team's players, secretly wishing we had Justin Tuck or Chris Cooley? I'm going to make a confession, I did. In fact--gasp! don't tell Shanny--I covet players every week. I close my eyes and imagine Brandon Jacobs is wearing the blue and orange and running all over Chargers, Chiefs and Raiders. I think of creative ways to kidnap Justin Tuck (yes, that's two mentions already), and swap him out for Jarvis Moss. I thumb through safeties and wonder, "hmm...I wonder if Nick Collins wants to play for us, or perhaps Oshiomogho Atogwe."  I sometimes feel guilty, but I rationalize my behavior and tell myself, "it's okay to look, just don't touch." And so I continue to sport Broncos gear, watch Broncos games over everything else, and spend ample time drinking at the MHR bar (seriously, if that existed!) to ease my guilty conscious. But the guilt is too heavy now. I had to share my secret... And so I ask, is anyone else in MHR land cheating on the Broncos? If so, with whom?

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Bye Week Blues

So, I've got to ask, how many of you are doomed to honey-do's, other commitments, etc during our bye week. Historically, my wife targets this date as "her" day.  This give and take arrangement has kept my marriage going strong (translation: wife remains happy, bcfunk lives to fight another day!).  So tomorrow, it's off to the outlets (what's up with outlet shopping and women?), birthday parties, and general non-football related activities. At least I can listen to the radio.  So, what steals away your time during our bye week? 

 

 

Poll
What steals your time during a Broncos bye week?
What? I watch football all day. "I'm a man! I'm 40!"
14 votes
Girlfriend/Wife/Kids/Relatives steal me away for the day
4 votes
Your question confuses me. I sleep in a hyperbaric chamber beteween Broncos games.
6 votes
I do something fun, yet unrelated to football (camping, skiing, etc)
3 votes
Other (explain below)
3 votes

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BMARSH Breaks Down Chargers v Saints

I love how the NFL Network allows current players and coaches to analyze games/players/etc. I think this serves Brandon well as he seeks to mature as a person. Brandon even picks the Chargers this weekend, but caveats his pick with, "but I'm rooting for the Saints."

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BMARSH on the NFL Network

Nice video of Brandon and Rod Woodson talking about how to cover beast WRs like Brandon.

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Spoof on Al Davis

Another classic Bang Cartoon episode!

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I know, I know...we have to be careful about treating Ryan "the Train" Torain as our 2nd half messiah, but we can at least start getting excited to see if he's got the goods, right?

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