Breaking News: Jay and McD tried to solve the issue by having a one on one conversation on the phone. I managed to wire-tap (I work in Homeland Security you know).
McD: Hi Jay
Cutler: Hi Josh
McD: That would be Coach McD to you
Cutler: Oh yah, well then you can call me Mr Cutler.
McD: No player is bigger than the team.
Cutler: Well coaches get fired all the time. Even the ones that have lifetime contracts.
McD: But I have a new hoodie.
Cutler: Well, I look like I played with the Beatles.
But really, if at this point you can't poke fun at the whole thing, what else can you do?
I hope someone got a laught out of my little joke.