Create-a-Caption: Which way to a quarterback?

Create-a-Caption is back! Create a caption for the picture above of Oakland Raiders head coach Dennis Allen, former defensive coordinator of your Denver Broncos. Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments. Last week's winner below.

Last Week

Photo Credit: Kent Nishimura

Winner: Nordic_Saab95

Eli: C'mon Peyton... You said you would baby sit.
Peyton: Dude, I can’t… My car is running, and I have these 5 Papa John’s Pies to deliver…

Runners-Up

PastorDan - Eli: My little girl can beat up your little girl!
Peyton: My little girl can beat you up, I’ll go get her.

broncosfaninphilly- Eli says to peyton . I dont know as much about offense as you do . But i did stay at a holiday inn last nite.

Murrwolf - Peyton: Eli, is it cold in NY during February? Eli: Can be why do you ask? Peyton: Me and Von back there were just making plans for next year.