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If you're a Chiefs fan...
Rub your head while hopping up and down on your LEFT foot. Both shoes must be un-tied and your right pocket should hang out. After doing this for precisely 1 minute and 47 seconds, start recitin' the name "Joe Montana" over and over.
I figure since he was the last Chiefs QB to lead the Chiefs to a playoff victory, he's the one to lift the 21-year old curse.
If you're a Chargers fan...
Log onto "ticketmaster.com" and click on one of the Chargers home games. While saying "I am not worthy" 17 times in honor of Phillip Rivers, purchase tickets to a game. The real hard part is realizing you just overpaid to watch Mike McCoy dial up the old "run-run-pass." On the bright side, you can be one of the few that can claim you ever attended a Charger regular season home game.
If you're a Raiders fan...
You're probably having this read to you by your Bronco loving cousin. No worries though, we're not going to ask you to learn how to read.
Instead you're going to go outside and walk two blocks in any direction without stepping on any cracks. If you manage to do this successfully and without being shot, Khalil Mack will not become another top-10 bust.
If you're a Broncos fan...
Make the sign of the cross every time you pass by a church or cemetery. You're not actually praying for anyone in particular, you're praying that the next time the Broncos make it to the Super Bowl they don't get blown out....Too soon?
NFL Network Rankings (Top 100)
I've seen a lot of outrage about where folks are listed and I have a solution. Don't watch. This isn't something to be taken seriously. There is no rhyme or reason to it, it's just filler to get you through the offseason. I love not having cable TV!
Horse Tracks
Broncos place-kicker Matt Prater back with team for minicamp - The Denver Post
At long last, Matt Prater, the best place-kicker in football is feeling like himself again.
Von Miller looks at Adrian Peterson for motivation after ACL injury - The Denver Post
No one knows the particulars of the great Adrian Peterson comeback better than Von Miller.
Champ Bailey joins public outcry over Redskins' name
The former Denver Bronco Champ Bailey told USA TODAY Sports on Tuesday that the racial insensitivity of the name is enough to warrant it being changed.
Broncos' Quinton Carter taking advantage of long-awaited return - The Denver Post
After missing two seasons to an injury, Quinton Carter is back for the Broncos and getting many reps at strong safety.
Denver Broncos Hire Rod Woodson as Coaching Intern
The Denver Broncos have hired Rod Woodson and three others as coaching interns, continuing an interesting trend across professional sports right now.
Bradley Roby Can Be Rookie of the Year for the Denver Broncos
Denver Broncos rookie cornerback Bradley Roby has a chance to be one of the NFL's top rookies in 2014, even as a rookie of the year candidate.
Roby Aggressive, Active Early
A few weeks into work with the veterans, rookie Bradley Roby is making plays and turning heads.
Takeaways from Three Days of Minicamp
There's been enough written about the stars. Andrew Mason notes some of the younger, newer players who've caught his eyes.
Broncos Preparing for ‘Fourth Quarter’ of Offseason
The Broncos concluded minicamp on Thursday and are preparing for the final week of OTAs.