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#ThingsI'dRatherDoThanWatchThisSuperBowl

There was a pretty good little subthread going in the TV schedule thread. I figured I would make a post out of it. Lists of things you would rather do than watch this particular Super Bowl matchup. Please add your own ideas in the comments. tmark07

Things I'd rather do than watch this game

1. Go skiing
2. Go to the theaters
3. Stay home and drink a beer with no TV on
4. Drink a Tecate Light (terrible…)
5. Relive the past experiences of asking out and getting turned down by all the women throughout my life
6. Doing the same as above but accidently soiling myself mid question
7. Getting my finger lobbed off in a wood chipper
8. Having a date with Kate Upton but I can’t make it because I’m waiting in traffic
9. Rewatch last year’s Superbowl

by tmark07 on Jan 19, 2015 | 1:23 PM reply rec (1) flag
Mile High East

add to list...

10. Get arrested and spend night in jail
11. Get root canal (with or without anesthesia)
12. Watch a romantic comedy with the wife
13. Watch super bowls XXII, XXIV, and XLVIII on loop for 3 days, clockwork orange style
14. Get vasectomy
15. Sit in traffic with soundtrack from Frozen on while missing a Broncos playoff game
16. Pay for and attend a live Disney on Ice musical
17. Be a dancing street advertiser dressed up as a hotdog/taco/etc. for a month

by Mile High East on Jan 19, 2015 | 1:36 PM up reply rec flag the_prodigal_fan

#ThingsI'dRatherDoThanWatchThisSuperBowl

18. Eat a bowl of crushed glass
19. Drive in interstate while blindfolded
20. Move to Oakland
21. Get 3 colonoscopies in one day
22. Fight Mike Tyson in his prime
23. Invest with Bernie Madoff
24. Double date with my parents
25. Take 12 hour flight surrounded by screaming babies

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by the_prodigal_fan on Jan 19, 2015 | 1:53 PM up reply flag T.Kothe

#ThingsI'dRatherDoThanWatchThisSuperBowl

26. Take a risk on three day old leftovers that’ve been sitting out on the counter.
27. Punch a bear in the face.
28. Watch baseball games back-to-back for 48 hours straight.
29. Burn my house down.
30. Smash my $80 bottle of scotch in the sink.
31. Shoot myself in the foot.
32. Eat a bowl of ghost chili peppers.
33. Learn to do a split in under an hour.
34. Pick a fight with a Marine.
35. Get a manicure & pedicure.

Unleash the Trevathan!
I'll have the Von-Ware Special, please: A well-roasted QB strip-sack sandwich with a side of deep fried intimidation.

by T.Kothe on Jan 19, 2015 | 2:27 PM up reply rec flag the_prodigal_fan

#ThingsI'dRatherDoThanWatchThisSuperBowl

36. Watch middle school basketball
37. Take up a new career as a crash test dummy
38. Replace my entire DVD collection with copies of the same Barney and Friends movie
39. Catch the flu
40.Trade my gaming computer for a graphing calculator
41. Watch a version of Star Wars with every character replaced with Jar-Jar Binks
42. Spend 3 days reading nothing but spam emails
43. Eat nothing but Spam for a year
44. Where Chiefs gear to a Bronco game
45. Drink nothing but non-alcoholic beer for the rest of my life

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by the_prodigal_fan on Jan 19, 2015 | 2:43 PM up reply flag mooby

#ThingsI'dRatherDoThanWatchThisSuperBowl

46. stub my all 10 of my toes repeatedly for the duration of the game
47. Buy a new iPhone 6 (full price) and then smash it with a bat
48. walk naked through a mosquito farm
49. eat all the gross flavors in a box of EveryFlavourBeans
50. try to balance over the Atlantic Ocean on the end of a pitchfork (barefoot)

by mooby on Jan 19, 2015 | 2:49 PM up reply rec flag

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