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Report: Bill Vinovich likely to be referee for Super Bowl XLIX

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Via footballzebras.com

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Each of the Super Bowl officials works a Divisional Playoff game to break up the month-long gap from the end of the regular season. Football Zebras has analyzed the assignments from the divisional round, and has determined the officials that have the best chance at a Super Bowl assignment.

No official has received his assignment yet for Super Bowl XLIX. But, with a high degree of confidence in the selections, these are the officials expected to get to the Super Bowl this year.

Football Zebras then goes on to list Bill Vinovich as the likely head referee.

Why is this important?

Bill Vinovich is almost certainly on the take from the mob. As a closet Chargers fan, he hates the Denver Broncos and their domination of the AFC West so badly (and loves money so much), that he decided to go along with the 2012 conspiracy to allow humanitarian Ray Lewis and the Baltimore Ravens to win the Super Bowl.

When asked about his alleged involvement in the scheme, Vinovich only had this to say: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO MUCH MONEY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, SCREW YOU AND YOUR LEGAL MARIJUANA DENVER, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!"

I attempted to contact local Mob Boss "Fat Tony Boyardi" for confirmation, but was told to drop the subject on account of "I know nuttin." I tried to press Fat Tony for an answer but was given a large fish wrapped in newspaper. Being afraid of salmon, I decided to have some Spaghetti-O's with the Don instead.

One can only guess what this evil Son-Of-A-Vinovich has in store for the Broncos should they make it that far. But he will have plenty of time to hone his skills on Bill Belichick and Action Barbie Brady tomorrow.

Now that you have the bad news Denver, lets Unite in Orange and raise a billboard or start a petition: Tim Tebow MUST BE the starting QB going forward! Uh, I mean, let's get Vinovich off the field and back to Whale's Vagina where he belongs.

In Hoculi I Trust.

With Lombardi's and Justice for Manning

GO BRONCOS!!!