This edition of the caption contest was inspired by Laurie's recent look at new Broncos DE Antonio Smith. She used a similar photo for that article (one where you can see that 'ninja' is embroidered on Smith's face mask).
Clearly Elway and the Broncos front office were high on Smith - why else would they sign him? But Smith also already has the respect of at least one of his teammates.
"He's a great player and he's a great pass rusher from the tackle position on third downs," Von Miller recently told DenverBroncos.com about Smith. "I think there's no other tackles doing it, other than J.J. and all those other guys. I don't think there's no one that's able to get pressure on the quarterback the way he can from inside the tackle. It's definitely going to help me, DeMarcus, Lerentee and all those guys out there that's rushing from the outside. You've got an inside push and the quarterback can't just step up three yards, so having Antonio is going to be great."
Help welcome the Broncos' newest ninja by entering your wittiest, most clever captions in the comments section. The winner will be announced in the next edition of the caption contest.
MHR's very own fearless leader Kyle Montgomery
50 shades of orange
runner-up BokChoiFresh (for its honesty)
Any captions I have are too naughty for this