The silliness of the Peyton Manning trade rumors that were reported on yesterday awoke my inner troll. Let's review the drama as it unfolded on Twitter yesterday and inject a little meme fun to characterize each player in this saga.
For the record, I couldn't care less if the rumors are true or false. Any player has a price and it looks like the Houston Texans were not willing to pay what the Denver Broncos felt Peyton Manning was worth. So if anything, the narrative should be "Texans think Manning isn't worth very much," not "OMG Broncos hate Manning!"
So with that in mind, let's make fun of the entire situation by associating each tweet with its own meme, shall we? Scroll slowly, as it's important you read the tweet BEFORE you see the meme. :)
2/2 Certain elements of Broncos organization wanted Osweiler era to begin this season.— Benjamin Allbright (@AllbrightNFL) June 23, 2015
Here's one for the record - The speculation is false, and your report is inaccurate. https://t.co/Epge4WkOrX— Patrick Smyth (@psmyth12) June 24, 2015
From agent Tom Condon to PFT: "Neither the Texans, the Broncos, or Peyton Manning ever talked to me about a trade anywhere."— ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) June 24, 2015
Did some digging on the Peyton story. According to my sources, the Broncos never tried to trade him. Certainly tried to cut more salary.— Vic Lombardi (@VicLombardi) June 24, 2015
Sorry this took so long, but I wanted to talk with 3 Texans sources I trust about Manning report. All tell me it's not true.— John McClain (@McClain_on_NFL) June 24, 2015
Let's get this straight: Guy who's radio station is no longer on air reports Peyton Manning trade to Houston. And it spreads. What a biz.— Mike Klis (@MikeKlis) June 24, 2015
They called me a liar on Foles/Rams (happened next day), Fairley (same day), Harvin, Cromartie, Crabtree (weeks later), Harbaugh etc.— Benjamin Allbright (@AllbrightNFL) June 24, 2015
That about sums up the drama yesterday and it's us bloggers who are the crazy ones. Well OK, maybe that's still true. Now for the daily Broncos news ya'll have been waiting for.
Rehab means less time off for Marshall, Trevathan | DenverBroncos.com
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Malik Jackson aims to break out in first year as a starter | DenverBroncos.com
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Owen Daniels helped his Denver Broncos' teammates on learning curve - ESPN
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Report: Broncos tried to trade Peyton Manning to Texans | ProFootballTalk
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Broncos deny rumors they attempted to trade Manning to Houston - SBNation.com
The Broncos may or may not have shopped their star quarterback, which would have been a fascinating deal.
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Will stardom spoil Odell Beckham Jr.? - SBNation.com
The reigning Offensive Rookie of the Year's meteoric rise hasn't been without its bumps, and the Giants are helping their top receiver learn to navigate the pitfalls of fame and keep his focus on the field.
The life and times of Jaxson De Ville, the Jaguars' lewd, madcap mascot - SBNation.com
After 19 years, Jacksonville Jaguars mascot Jaxson De Ville is retiring. It's heartbreaking, but probably for the best. Jaxson was the star of the franchise for a long time, but he was also unhinged and deeply self-destructive, and with each passing season, the chances increased of one of his dangerous, stripped-to-the-fur stunts leading to his death or arrest in the name of Duval.
NFL training camp cuts could include EJ Manuel, Tim Tebow - SBNation.com
Many players are in danger of being released in training camp, including Buffalo's 2013 first-round pick.
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