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Panic Room, 9/28/15 Edition


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The 2015 Denver Broncos are 3-0.... And man, isn't it just the WORST 3-0 that you have ever seen? Yeah, we won the game, but did you even watch it? How did such a group of bumbling incompetents win a game like this? I guess playing Detroit is very helpful. Do you think we could play them 16 times? At least then we would end up with a winning record!

So what went wrong in THIS game? Well for starters, Manning is just the worst QB in NFL history right now. I mean, by now, he should have improved to 2013 levels! What is this we are seeing? A passer rating of only JUST over 100? Get that noise out of here! Hey Elway, Tebow is still available. Just saying. Stafford got credited with a reception for his catch of his own batted pass. Does that mean Manning gets credited with a sack for his self-sack? If so, doesn't that about make him our best defender on the night?

Dear God! Our defense allowed double digit points! This is completely unsustainable! How can we be expected to win any games when the defense is letting teams score more than 10 points! And don't even get me started on 3rd down conversions. How many did we see last night?! Two?!? That is just awful!

GAAA! It gets even worse! The defense forced 3 turnovers.... and not a single one of them was returned for a touchdown! Have you ever seen such half-assed defense? Not even one touchdown?!?!? Are we sure this is a pro team and not a college FCS team?

AAAARRGH!!! There's our putrid special teams again! Not only did they NOT score a touchdown (this is becoming a trend guys; heads must roll), but they couldn't even score on the blocked extra point try! Not only that, but our kicker missed a field goal! It's a good thing we got a redo, because we have the most pathetic kicker in the league and we needed a redo in the worst way!

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Penalties! I am seeing penalty flags in my sleep! That hideous monster Von Miller is clearly the dirtiest player in the game. Just ask Chiefs fans and they will tell you all about it.... well, assuming you can get them to stop swearing long enough to form a coherent sentence. I can't handle this unholy nightmare anymore! Fire Kubiak TODAY! Get ANYONE else in here! Do you think Josh McDaniels would come back?

OH NOES!!! What on earth are we paying Demaryius Thomas for? Yeah he scored a touchdown, but did you see his arrogant antics as he ran into the end zone? Not only was that the single, hands down worst example of poor sportsmanship that I have EVER seen, but he cost us 15 yards in a penalty! Can we PLEASE trade this bum? Even Terrell Owens would be better than this chump! In fact, I think I heard that Owens wanted to make a comeback! Let's release this prima donna and bring Owens in here! What could possibly go wrong?


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