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Be prepared for a shorter power rankings this week. I ran out of beer and I'm just not as clever or funny when sober. I'm kidding, of course. I just wasn't feeling as inspired as usual with the commentary. It happens sometimes. It usually means I'll be bringing it the following week.
Here are your Week 4 NFL power rankings without my usual colorful commentary. Other than, damn those Patriots and their cheating Tom Brady of a quarterback. Oh and the Chiefs season is O-V-E-R.
1. |
New England Patriots |
2. |
Green Bay Packers |
3. |
Arizona Cardinals |
4. |
Denver Broncos |
5. |
Cincinnati Bengals |
6. |
Atlanta Falcons |
7. |
Carolina Panthers |
8. |
Buffalo Bills |
9. |
Pittsburgh Steelers |
10. |
Seattle Seahawks |
11. |
Dallas Cowboys |
12. |
Minnesota Vikings |
13. |
New York Jets |
14. |
Oakland Raiders (WTF!) |
15. |
Indianapolis Colts |
16. |
Kansas City Chiefs (TROLOLOL) |
17. |
St. Louis Rams |
18. |
Philadelphia Eagles |
19. |
San Diego Chargers (DERP!) |
20. |
New York Giants |
21. |
Miami Dolphins |
22. |
Baltimore Ravens |
23. |
Tennessee Titans |
24. |
Washington Redskins |
25. |
Detroit Lions |
26. |
Jacksonville Jaguars |
27. |
Houston Texans |
28. |
Cleveland Browns |
29. |
Tampa Bay Buccaneers |
30. |
San Francisco 49ers |
31. |
New Orleans Saints |
32. |
Chicago Bears (Oh, Foxy) |