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Horse Tracks: Check out this Austrian Star Wars-themed opener for Championship weekend

Good Morning Broncos Country!

PULS 4, an Austrian TV station made an Austrian Star Wars themed opener for this weekend's Championship games. Check it out, it's pretty darn awesome!

The Opener is titled Star Wars Episode 50: Mission Super Bowl.

Here are the opening credits.

After months of fighting, the patriotic forces of Lord Brady discover the resistance led by commander Manning in Denver.

Meanwhile, Captain Newton's troops are preparing to attack master Palmer's home Arizona...

Fittingly they make New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady the dark and evil Darth Vader. Brady's "forces" meet Commander Manning(Luke Skywalker) in Denver. This makes the Broncos the good guys and the Patriots the bad guys.

Pretty fitting if you ask me!

Horse Tracks:

Anderson and Hillman are the one-two punch needed to knock out the Patriots | Mile High Sports
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MHS Debate: Can the Denver Broncos put it all together against the Patriots? | Mile High Sports
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Wade Phillips reminds everyone of why he is the best | Mile High Sports
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Time to salute excellence and give the Patriots their due | Mile High Sports
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Danny Kanell doesn’t want to see Peyton Manning in Super Bowl | Broncos Wire
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Kubiak to Dennison to Knapp: Broncos need more no-huddle offense? | Broncos Wire
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Broncos respond to ‘Phins fan Marco Rubio rooting for Patriots, | Broncos Wire
Despite being a Dolphins fan, Marco Rubio said he is rooting for the Patriots this weekend. The Broncos responded on Twitter.

Somebody is painting DeMarcus Ware as the Hulk in Denver | Broncos Wire
This is pretty awesome.

Colorado Senate and Colorado Rockies sport Broncos jerseys on Orange Friday | Broncos Wire
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Marshawn Lynch leaning toward retirement, GM says -
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Niners fire DC Eric Mangini, offer Curtis Modkins OC job -
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List of underclassmen granted eligibility for 2016 NFL Draft -
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Jermaine Kearse won't return to Seahawks on discount -
Coming off a career year, Jermaine Kearse is looking to shop around. Could the fourth-year wideout leave Emerald City for more lucrative pastures?

Gus Bradley signs contract extension with Jaguars -
The Jacksonville Jaguars have given a vote of confidence to coach Gus Bradley, the team announced Friday. Bradley was extended one year, meaning he will coach through 2017.

Ben Roethlisberger has big expectations next year -
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Rex Ryan: Kathryn Smith 'all about the team' -
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Whaley: Bills would 'love' to have Percy Harvin back -
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Notebook: Final four roster construction; Johnny Manziel's future -
John Brown (small-school star, third-rounder) and Larry Fitzgerald (Heisman finalist, No. 3 pick): Different pedigree, same team. Albert Breer studies the DNA of the final four. Plus, NFL-wide notes.

Injuries: Jared Allen (foot) ruled out for Panthers -
The Panthers' lingering injury question ahead of Sunday's NFC Championship has been answered. Carolina has ruled defensive end Jared Allen (foot) out for the penultimate contest.

Rival DC: Colin Kaepernick a 'nightmare' in Chip's O -
One rival defensive coach conceded to NFL Media's Albert Breer that Colin Kaepernick will be a "nightmare" in Chip Kelly's 49ers offense. Find out what other coaches had to say about the Kap-Chip pairing.

NFL Players Association, FanDuel announce licensing partnership
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Jared Allen of Carolina Panthers out for NFC Championship Game
Panthers coach Ron Rivera said Friday that the team hopes Jared Allen will be ready for the Super Bowl if Carolina beats Arizona on Sunday.

Former Raiders defensive end Anthony Wayne Smith sentenced to life in prison
Anthony Wayne Smith, a former defensive end for the Raiders, received a life sentence on Friday for the 1999 killings of two brothers and the 2001 slaying of another man.

Sunday will be Brady’s 31st postseason game, Manning’s 26th | ProFootballTalk
Tom Brady will set an NFL record on Sunday by playing in the 31st postseason game of his career. Brady is currently tied with his former teammate Adam Vinatieri, with an NFL record 30 postseason games played.

Seahawks expect Jimmy Graham back in 2016 | ProFootballTalk
Seahawks General Manager John Schneider said Friday that he expects running back Marshawn Lynch to retire from football rather than return for another season with the team.

Elway credits Kubiak, says the Broncos are tougher than last year | ProFootballTalk
Broncos boss John Elway says this year's team is tougher than the one that lost in the playoffs a year ago. Elway, who hired his good buddy Gary Kubiak after firing John Fox following a 12-4 season last year, says this year's 12-4 team is a team he feels more confident in, heading into a tough AF...

Gase: Support from coach is key to quarterback confidence | ProFootballTalk
Dolphins coach Adam Gase got the job in large part due to his ability to get the most out of a diverse group of quarterbacks, from Tim Tebow to Peyton Manning to most recently Jay Cutler.

Texans hike ticket prices by nearly six percent | ProFootballTalk
The Super Bowl is coming to Houston, the week when the local hotels and other businesses that cater to tourists jack up their prices. The local football team is getting in on the act early, increasing ticket prices for the privilege of attending the team's regular-season games.

Chargers hire Chris Harris, no not that one, to coach secondary | ProFootballTalk
There's a Chris Harris playing in the AFC Championship Game Sunday, but the Chargers just hired another one who was a pretty good defensive back in his own right. The Chargers announced they hired former Bears and Panthers safety Chris Harris to serve as their assistant defensive back coach.

Bears hire Dave Ragone as quarterbacks coach | ProFootballTalk
After Adam Gase left the Bears to become the new head coach of the Dolphins, they promoted quarterbacks coach Dowell Loggains to offensive coordinator in his place. That left the team in need of a new position coach and the Bears filled that vacancy on Friday.

Blandino confirms what could be new approach to catch rule | ProFootballTalk
Before that epic finish to Saturday night's game between the Packers and Cardinals, Arizona receiver Larry Fitzgerald made a catch that, under the NFL's formulation of what is and isn't a catch, appeared to be not a catch.