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That's Good Broncos notes that Von Miller will earn the equivalent of 9855 pelvis thrusts over 6 seasons

Warning: This video contains foul language not suitable for young children or Philip Rivers.

Every time I think Brandon Perna of That's Good Broncos has thought of everything, he discovers how Von Miller would be compensated via other services rendered rather than just straight cash-money.

For services rendered:

  • 9,855 Pelvis Thrusts over 6 seasons.
  • 3,500,000 guaranteed in Chickens over the next 3 seasons.
  • 1,000 Fart fines within the locker room fart fining system. Field farts will not be covered.

Why is this so funny? Because its done with Von thrusting his pelvis in the background. Thank you Brandon, I need a good laugh after the days madness.

Here's to Von Miller making us all happy for the next six years! Just not as a quarterback....