Horse Tracks: These are now Vance Joseph's Denver Broncos

We all remember the first day of school. Not much in the way of work ever got done. It was more of a familiarization between teachers and their new class. Who among us didn't dread the silly game of standing in front of classmates (whom we'd known for years) and having to announce our name and an animal that started with the first letter of our name?

"Hi, my name is Jess and I'm a jackelope... I guess..."

Kill me.

That likely won't be the horror that awaits the Denver Broncos when they all gather Monday at Dove Valley to hear head coach Vance Joseph address the team for the first time. Hopes are high entering the 2017 season and you can bet that coach Joseph wants to start off on the right foot. It'll be the team getting to know him as much as it's him getting to know them. It's time to set the tone for the upcoming season. Let's just hope it doesn't get off on the wrong foot.

"Hi, my name is Vance, and I'm a vole..."

HORSE TRACKS

Here's a more serious take on Joseph's address to the team. Joseph to address Broncos team for first time Monday | 9news.com

Hey look! It's an article about the offseason workouts! Broncos kick off quest to regain edge with start of offseason program - Denver Broncos Blog- ESPN

The sad thing is that the Lynch-Siemian drama has no end in sight for the foreseeable future. Denver Broncos, John Elway ‘have a plan’ for Paxton Lynch - UPI.com

With current projections having McCaffrey the Younger off the board when the Broncos pick, this article is kind of a no-brainer. Woody Paige: Christian McCaffrey makes sense for Denver Broncos | Colorado Springs Gazette, News

Von Miller returned to College Station for the Aggies spring game. Von Miller Returns for Texas A&M Spring Game | 9news.com

Sherman with the Chargers? Sure. Why not? Doesn't hurt anyone to speculate. Chargers should make a run at Richard Sherman | ProFootballTalk

The media is fawning over the possibility of Marshawn Lynch playing for Oakland/Las Vegas. If you can't get enough of the discussion, here's more of it. Gag. Oakland Raiders: 5 Reasons Marshawn Lynch Is Missing Piece | FOX Sports

It turns out that the Ryan brothers in Buffalo didn't work out. Here's an in-depth recap as to why. Report: Rex Ryan gave brother Rob 'run of the place' during Bills' disastrous 2016 - CBSSports.com

Remember when Colt McCoy threatened to make Denver pay for being passed over in the draft when the Broncos selected Tim Tebow? Myles Garrett is threatening the Browns... Ironically, McCoy was taken by the Browns in that draft. Oh the circle of NFL life! Myles Garrett warns Browns what he’ll do to their QBs if he’s not taken No. 1 | FOX Sports

Speaking of that draft, here's a fun look back at the 2010 draft. No, not at the actual draft, but a mock done by former MHR staffer Sayre Bedinger (Now with Predominately Orange). I thought it was a fun look back at what might have been. 2010 NFL Mock Draft: Rounds 1-3 | Mile High Report

Lastly, the NFL is likely going to take action against a casino-based (that's the infraction) arm wrestling tournament in Las Vegas. I'm sure the NFL would never lend its talented players to such shenanigans.

Just kidding. Here's the real story. Dozens of NFL players could be in hot water over arm wrestling contest | FOX Sports