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Calikula's Imperial Weekly Thread: Sweet and Sensitive Edition

It's Monday; it's Monday! Another week, another paycheck. Hey, we are getting paid for these posts, right?

Last week, I was told that I needed to have some new sensitivity training, so I enrolled in a class. Let's see if anything I learned has stuck. Stay tuned and find out on this week's CIWT edition.

House ROOwells:

1. Times have changed, and thus so has the thread. Cursing is now allowed, as long as it is (mostly) PG-13. If not, use our wonderful blackout feature. :)

2. Leave bad blood at the door. If you've got a beef with someone, don't continue it here.

3. Leave trolling at the door as well. Just do. Lets leave the trash talking of other teams for other threads. Gotta set the example, so we don't have to live with the consequences.

4. Certain topics that were once taboo - like politics or religion - are OK, but discuss without getting personal. Respect each other (see below), and if things get heated, then just drop it.

5. This thread is renewed on a weekly basis. Once the new thread is up, (usually Monday mornings) please unrec the previous one to retire it, and rec the new thread to promote it.

6. Respect each other.

7. (Retired for John Elway)

8. Finally, the thread was originally created to be a place to get away from the all of the pointless Broncos arguments, and remember that we're fans. There are plenty of other threads for that. If Broncos football does come up, let's keep it on the sunny side of life.

Don't follow these rules, and my Assassin Sadaraine will chastise you for weeks on end. And DocLLV will not allow you to be in the MHR Hall of Fame. Both of these are consequences you want to avoid.

Talking Points:

  • Suck it up, Buttercup
  • Sweet Cherry Pie
  • Rub some dirt on it
  • Are you bleeding or dying? No? Stop complaining.
  • Coach, I can't see (one of my most memorable rub some dirt on it moment)
  • Sensitivity Training
  • Sweet Haven

Imperial Quote of the Week:

"Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off." ----Darynda Jones

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