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Announcing My Candidacy...


Hi. Jbigstupid here. Just wanted to announce my availability for the open special teams coaching position. I played from age 9 in pop warner all the way through high school along with a cup of coffee in the jr. College ranks...

I immediately started coaching after my undistinguished playing career, with the legendary John Madden, (video games) each and every year from the original on commodore 64 thru this season on xbox 1. I may be too over qualified compared to our previous ST coach, but I'm willing to take this entry level position.

I'd also like John, Peyton, and Paton to know I'm willing to throw in a couple thousand dollars to fill out any ownership group should my financial contributions become necessary to satify the NFL purchase approval...

Thank you... That is all...

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